spankboy

a young man who can't get pussy so he's stuck wacking off all the time.

That dude is such a spankboy.

by quizzical8141 December 31, 2009

Monkey-spank

A punishment administered to boys in British Secondary schools (now uncommon since corporal punishment outlawed in 1988) whereby the miscreant is called to the front of the class. There he is placed supine across the teachers knee, his trousers and knickers are pulled down below the calves and his buttocks are slapped as hard as possible with the open hand between 6-8 times. The recipient is then rolled over and receives a violent punch to the bell-end or scrotum with the clenched fist.
Usually carried out to re-inforce principles/basics when teaching quadratic algerbra.

Word, blud - you check Snoopi put glass n sheeat in Mr Campbell's tea?
Yea, dog! An got his batty messup widda Monkey-Spank! (said by a white kid)

by Reverend Tremendous Embakwame August 6, 2007

boony spanker

a brown person, who smells of dirty fishy vagina, who is usually seen covered in dirt and is always followed by a wreaking stench, that 97% of the time induces vomiting. This person usually has few or no teeth at all, scrag pieces of hair every where on their body but never too much in one place, they have webbed feet and hands because of their genetic brown mutations, also they seem to be able to reproduce asexualy because they have both a dick and a vage.

man you look and smell like such a boony spanker.

by buthole hater January 12, 2009

spank

The proper means of discipline for a child who misbehaves after a stern warning. Administered consistently, without brutality, a spanking helps shape a child's character, ensuring he or she will never grow up to be a selfish yuppie, an arrogant soccer mom, or a criminal.

Liberals love to pretend that there is no difference between a spanking and a beating, just like they pretend that there is no difference between responsible logging and the rape of the environment. They pretend to discipline their brats by giving them time outs, which only train a child to become a brat.

If you pull Kitty's tail again, Mama's going to spank you!

by Little Deby Big Boobs July 18, 2008

spank me

Similar to hell yes or fuck yeah. Normally being pleased with yourself after achieving something, not sexual.

Originates from Batman Forever, exclaimed by The Riddler, aka Jim Carrey, when he guessed the correct location of Bruce Wayne in his mansion, at which point he exclaimed "spank me!"

Possibly similar to "somebody stop me" from The Mask.

After searching Wayne mansion, The Riddler finally finds Bruce hiding in the living room with Nicole Kidman. "Spank me!" He exclaims in joy at his discovery, and proceeds to fuck them up.

Beating the final level of crash nitro kart - "SPANK ME!! I FUCKING DID IT."

by On behalf of James November 4, 2011

Spank Tank

Noun: (1)a military vehicle(LAV) used for the express purpose of nasturbation typically found in deployed settings to boost the morale of male soldiers, never cleaned...think about it....possesses distinct functified smell

" Pollie Bear is the quickest person in the Spank Tank."

"Fernie never goes to the Spank Tank he only uses his wack shack, he's high class."

"The Spank Tank is for public use, but a wack shack is for private enjoyment."

by Lamelogic July 12, 2009

Spank the cash

To just spend money

Person 1: So how are you gonna spank the cash?
Person 2: I don't know, haven't really thought about it!
Person 1: Well maybe you could spank it on like a hot tub or like a golden toilet!

by cptkirk240 July 22, 2009