sperm huddle

when you're in 15-minure an all-guy meeting and JIRA is slow as fuck

dude jake oh my fucking god, chris just sent us a DAILY sperm huddle at 9:45 and OF COURSE, Athena, our DBA, can't make it because she'll be in sprint planning and the daily standup for her dope ass project the SLT won't let us work on. sure wish she would Stand Up and show off those knockers so i can spurt my scrum all over her tickets as agile as possible

by Senor Snuffleupagus September 6, 2024

Sperm Whale

Offensive term reserved for a plus-sized, oftentimes abusive person who seeks to date primarily for sex. The same way the animal has a sperm-like substance found in its body, a person who is a sperm whale typically has a high body count and has been ejaculated in by many different people.

Lmao, loser finally gets his first gf?

Opinion rejected, you're with a fucking sperm whale.

by Alzorbongus June 20, 2024

Sperm Whale

An Obese promiscuous woman

I gave that Sperm Whale my Moby Dick

by The Old Man/Unkle Grandpa June 21, 2024

sperm cleansing

To cleanse your face and/or body with sperm while singing brain rot songs.

Jake had no rizz, so he ended up sperm cleansing his face. What the goon?

by skibiditoilersyndrome_1 August 16, 2024

Sperm Genocide

When you cum anywhere that is not deep inside a pussy

I am going to commit sperm genocide all over her slut face

by chorizogordo March 11, 2024

Sperm Admiral

Noun. Amongst the top ranks of Sailors who have joined the Navy military branch. Also reserved for any Seaman whose name is Doug, regardless of their true rank.

"Dude, did you know Doug was in the Navy?"
"Yeah, he was a seamstress and then decided to become a Sperm Admiral to get more jizz in his diet. A true Seaman. He has certainly 'cum' a long way since that time."

by anonymous April 18, 2024

sperm recepticle

A misspelling of "sperm receptacle", promulgated by illiterates.

According to sperm.blog "Sperm receptacles, also known as spermathecae, are structures found in female organisms used to store and receive sperm during sexual reproduction. Sperm receptacles are specialized structures in female animals that receive and store sperm from male partners for later fertilization of their eggs. These structures have evolved in a variety of shapes and sizes, ranging from pouches to ducts to sacs, depending on the species."

That much is real. There is, however, no such word as "sperm recepticle".

One more reason why illiterates should not be permitted to breed.

by bitchuck December 14, 2024