smoking pole

The act of taking a fat rip of some dank-ass shit (DAS), whether it be from a bubbler, a bong, etc, then proceeding to give someone a blowjob before exhaling the fatty. Very much like a bob gnarley or a strikeout, the pattern can go smoke, suck, smoke, suck, exhale, or something to that effect. A particularly dangerous and exciting move for those who have strong gag reflexes, many doctors in South/Central America are now recommending pole smoking as a form of couples therapy.

Bro1: Bro, bro, bro, I got some ridiculous AK-47 right now. We should hit a fatty.

Bro2: Aight sick, and like you can take rips, then suck my cock, then exhale the rips n shit. ya know?

Bro1: Fuck you bro, I don't feel like smoking pole. Maybe later.

Bro2: Damn

by Crackpipe Barbie December 21, 2009

Smoking Penis

a stupid ass phrase my dumb boyfriend said on the phone one time. apparently, it meant "to be trippin monkey balls" but i think that phrase is bumfucking stupid and i hope he dies

bro you're literally smoking penis rn

by carpetmuncher23 March 7, 2023

Smoking that "La La La"

Smoking that "La La La" is an often miss interpreted phrase, but very common phase. Originally made famous by the song by none other than Jay-Z, who often smoked that La La La, the true definition to Smoking that "La La La" is taking a bloody AIDS filled tampon, from obviously a whore, and letting it dry for several days and then smoke it like a fat blunt.

Smoking that "La La La" gave people like Pamela Anderson and Magic Johnson AIDS

by Blody Tewart November 10, 2010

smoking a clip

Smoking a full pack of cigarettes when they're lined in a row

Micah:Haha look i'm smoking a clip

Kylah:Save some for me i haven't smoked all day

by Nikesonmyfeet June 3, 2014

smoking skittles

When you are high off candy.

Girl you going crazy you been smoking skittles

by Taetaecrazytho June 28, 2017

clog smoking

smoking a cigar in a garage while wearing stylish clog shoes

dude i clog smoked all night (clog smoking)

by electric slide king February 26, 2010

Maybe I should start smoking

I am drunk right now but maybe smoking would do something for me.

Being drunk is ok, but smoking brings a lot of relaxation I hear. Who wants to grow old and ugly anyway.

When am I able to get any satisfaction in this world, Everything else just seems so boring and dull.

Maybe I should start smoking

UD Jews im drunk but I meant this for you guys to read

by Death Menace February 15, 2023