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blowing smoke

Euphemism for dissembling, spouting nonsense and red herrings or general bullshitting.
"Blowing smoke about forecast uncertainty and drawing absurd inferences is not helpful", said the commentator about Senator Larry Lindsey.
by Measure for Measure123 July 2, 2011
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smoking a turd in purgatory

An admonition given to an individual who engages in socially unacceptable behavior, especially at the expense of another.
"I told Jimmy that if he didn't apologize to that nun for asking if it was her breath or her pussy that smelled terrible, he would be smoking a turd in purgatory."
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smoke da queef

take a large bong rip, exhale into your partner's love hole, and then enjoy the hit from your partner's natural pipe.
dude, I'll marry the first girl that lets me smoke da queef!!
by fangina August 4, 2007
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Coke Smoke

A cigarette, with cocaine burned on the side of it.

Used to get an instant and short lived high on Cocaine.

Can be done with any other type of tobacco smoked with a rolled paper, but most common with a class A king size cigarette.

Made by;
1. Wetting a cigarette, usually with your tongue
2. Rolling it gently over a small amount of chopped up Cocaine
3. Gently taking a flame to the wet area with cocaine sitcking onto it
4. Burning the cocaine onto the cigarette by holding it under and to the side of the drug untill it turns a dark brown and starts to bubble and make an expanding dark spot.
5. Smoking the cigarette how you normally would, but taking larger drags and inhaling deep.

Popular way of smoking cocaine without baking it into Crack, because it achieves almost the same high.
"Damn, I got the mad drip but I don't have the feeling yet"

"How about a coke smoke to set it off?"

"I was thinking the same thing"
by tehBeau June 27, 2006
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Smoke bud

by berban October 8, 2010
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put that in your pipe and smoke it

It is a command which compels the person it is directed towards to not respond to my last comment for it has settled the dispute
"Look, you can say what you want about me, but your girlfriend is a whore, that's why the whole hood banged her, now put that in your pipe and smoke it."
by Youngwill October 26, 2005
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smokin indo

indonesian weed, marijuana or, Indoor grown marijuana
by Hedonistic_mp February 10, 2007
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