singer

any person who sings, regardless of skill in singing, and behaves in an extremely douchy attitude toward everyone, especially other musicians or singers; generally used in quotations to distinguish from regular people who sing.

singer=vocal instrumentalist
"singer"=b*tch, douchebag, etc.

Person 1: Why does she get that solo? I'm clearly better.
Person 2: Does it really matter who sings it?
Person 1: OF COURSE IT DOES!!! I've wanted that solo for like ever.
Person 2: *thinking* "singers"

by cthunder March 6, 2010

Mud Slinger

Typically used to describe the anus; especially, the female anus.

Man...he put that thing right in her mud slinger.

by The Diggler May 23, 2006

Singer

Someone who is the cause of a distraction leading up to a potential sucker punch. Usually has done time with the sucker-puncher. Singer will arrive when given a cue by the assaulter. Will walk up to the scene singing, thereby distracting the victim, which then leads the assaulter to then sucker-punch the victim. Usually these events occur when a hustle between the victim and assaulter has gone wrong.

My cuz Rodney is a singer...he be distracting fools so I can clock them in their eye!

by Sherm Chay April 13, 2009

smidge

the ulmighty king of linwood who has many pawns

random supermodel: i love smidge hes the man

:fonz: i know right

by king smidgen December 11, 2006

Smidgen

A smidgen is a penis smaller than a jolly rancher and bigger than a paper clip.

Person #1: Bob has a smidgen it is like 3 inches long.
Person #2: He does not have a smidgen it isn't smaller than a jolly rancher!!

Person #1: Ew bill has a smidgen.
Person #2: No it is smaller than a paper clip!!! It's barely even there!!!!!

by smidgenfuck May 3, 2010

smine

something that is mine.

smine. smine. smine. and....smine.

by stiffybitch October 17, 2006

purple headed yogurt slinger

penis, booner, dick, cock, padro, pecker, winer, johnson, mr. mushroom head, anaconda, baby arm, baby maker, bud, chub, ding-a-ling, dong, hard on, jimmy,joystick,

look at that purple headed yogurt slinger

by jackoff jacobs October 16, 2009