Spocks

Socks with Pee in them, usually occures after a case of punderware

1st I got punderware, and after it ran down my leg I developed spocks

by Tim B January 9, 2004

White socks

Something you don't where with black shoes.

You know Jim has no class even though he was dressed up because he still had white socks on.

by codenamesmash December 29, 2008

socksum-check

A verification performed upon taking clothes out of a washing machine to make sure that the total number of socks you have washed is even so no socks remain in the washer. Can also be carried out prior to washing to avoid splitting a pair into a washed one and an unwashed one.

Hey, the socksum-check failed. I'd better take a better look inside.

by AmbaL May 28, 2008

Slacksy

a woman of the slack variety, considered to be sexually promiscuous, slutty and excessively wide in the vaginal region.

john to matt - hey matt check out that slacksy! i heard its like throwin a sausage down a hall way!
matt to john - haha yeah what a tart
matt and john to slacksy - SLACKSAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Slacksy January 28, 2009

Shockswift

The best Damm streamer in the fucking world. He'll eat ur booty juice

Shockswift is my dad.

by Smugboyieie August 21, 2018

Stocks

Stocks birds are closely related to Nuns, these girls not only jump to conclusions but think they're the dogs bollocks aswell. You must NEVER encounter these girls when they are on the blob or when they have stinky minges as it may effect your mental health. If you are playing a numbers game and looking in stocks, you are looking in the wrong place.

bro 1: I tried to bang this fit bird today but I got swerved

bro 2: fuck me that must be a Stocks bird

by MyShitStinks April 29, 2019

Socks Off FC

The mighty Socks Off FC are a legendary pro clubs team consisting of mark lewis, ryan incledinkiedonkeydoo, daniel kemp and brendan spelman. They always play the shocking tic tac and stuff them every time. Callum skillen is a midget.

Well done to the mighty Socks Off FC for absolutely slaughtering callum skillen on the pitch.

by Brendoid January 13, 2021