sleeping challenge

Simply what you would guess it is. Stay awake for 24 hours.

Bro let's do the sleeping challenge!

by ChevyGirl27 July 27, 2014

Sleeping

What should be doing right now.

Iam "Ngghhuuh..."

Hym "Why aren't you sleeping?"

Iam "The same reason I'm not doing a lot of things!"

Hym "Oho! Somebody's cranky! Hahahaha!"

Iam 😩 *sigh* "I'm sorry... I just can't. Alright? Leave me alone..."

Hym "Okie dokie. Try not to think about our slow and steady descent into madness."

Iam "That isn't helping!"

Hym "It..."

Iam "I KNOW! IT ISN'T INTENDED TO!"

Hym "Hahahahaha!"

Iam 😩 "You know, the worse part is having to do things tomorrow, you know? It wouldn't matter that I can sleep if I didn't have to do anything after I woke up."

Hym "I hate doing things... That's probably why you can't keep a job."

Iam "Yeah, well, that's a whole nother topic entirely... I need sleeeeeeepah! 😩"

Hym "I need... 🤔 The blood of my vanquished enemies. 😌"

Iam 😣 "Shit... The sun is coming up..."

by Hym Iam June 13, 2022

Breakup sexting

When your girl wants to pull some shit and say you're broke up. Then you're at work and get a text like

"Well I mean damn can't you picture it - me in my bustiers on my knees with you in my 👄 and then me licking and sucking getting you 🤑 and then pulling me up & bending me over 🍆you sliding my pink cute thong over and taking me bent over the bed .... Hot I mean hot .... Oh well that's a shame😜 "

I thought that chick was gone for good, next thing you know we're breakup sexting.

by Reush1972 May 27, 2016

sleeping tiger

When Victor Weyi and Alfie Regan shag, they fall asleep in the same bed and have an errection at the same time.

"Victor I have a small penis" said Alfie, "Do you remember being sleeping tigers last night?"

by Josh Cromar April 19, 2018

Snexting

The act of texting a friend, lover, or stranger of snuggling. Commonly confused with sexting, snexting involves no sexual activities and only snuggling actions.

These activities may include, but is not limited to, laying together on the bed, sitting on the couch next to each other, or anywhere under a blanket together.

It is also quite likely that snexting will lead to sexting. Not ironically it tends to be more likely than snuggling leads to sex.

During a long day of work Ryan started thinking of his girlfriend Sandra. Desperate to get home to her and her lovely body but too overly tired to have phenomenal sex with her, Ryan began snexting her of that evening's potential activities. Sandra so overjoyed of her desire to do such things with her boyfriend began to prepare a movie, food, and the living room for the evening's scheduled activities. She even got out an ideal outfit involving a loose fitting t-shirt and sweatpants, as well as taking the special extra soft, comfy, warm blanket out of the closet. The rest of the day went by quickly as the happy couple snexted each other enthusiastically. When they reconvened at home they reenacted all the acts they had been snexting each other all day, and soon fell asleep satisfied and in one another's arms.

by kwansical November 24, 2011

sexting

textin someone and talkin about sex and other kinky things.

She was sexting me all night, talking 'bout she want this dick.

by yoooooMo! October 24, 2011

Sexting

A term used when two people engage in text flirting. It involves two people using text messaging to send erotic detailed wording that describes what they to do to the significant other. It also includes the people sending explicit photos to one another.

Boy 1 : me and ____ were sexting last night.

Boy 2 : really? What did she send you?

Boy 1 : Very hot pictures mate

by SRB98 June 10, 2015