dick slap

the act of slapping a ho with your dick

give him the dick slap!
i dick slapped a ho from here to nabrisco!

by Nick! December 5, 2002

Slap ass day- October 16

On October 16 you have permission to slap anyone’s butt.

Kevin: Hi Mia *slaps her ass*
Mia: 😳 “why did you do that?”
Kevin: it’s slap ass day- October 16

by therealnews01 October 15, 2019

Twat Slap

The sexual act of ripping out a used tampon from a vagina and proceeding to strike the user of said tampon in the face with it.

Person #1: I heard Mike twat slapped Holly.
Person #2: Ya, I know and I heard she loved it.
Holly: It's true!

by ColoradoShrimper November 1, 2010

penis slap

when after receiving oral sex the guy pulls his penis out of the chicks mouth and slaps her on the forehead with his dick

Man Last night I gave Veronica the wickest penis slap

by swil February 27, 2003

Tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo momma

When you try some new food that tastes so delicious it makes you wonder "why can't my mom cook this well?". This thought makes you so angry that you feel like slapping your mom for feeding you mediocre food.

Of course, this is usually meant as a joke or figure of speech. Most people love their mothers and would never do such a thing.

Kid 1: Yo dawg, I'm tired of eatin' at home. My momma feeds me the same ol' grilled cheese sandwich for lunch every-damn-day.

Kid 2: Don't sweat it home slice. Why don't you come on over to ma crib after school? I'll make you to best PB & J sandwich you've eva tasted. Tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo momma!

Kid 1: Yeaaah boii!!

by The Amazing Jazzy Jas August 7, 2009

Gorilla Slap

When a man shaves his pubic region while saving the pubic hair, then proceeding to ejaculate on a females face, he then slaps her in the face with the pubic hair causing the hair to stick to the ejaculate on her face. The man will then proceed to slap her in the face with his erect penis.

Bobby: I gave your mom a Gorilla Slap last night! Now she has a fucking beard!

Josh: hahahaha, my mom's a bitch anyway!

by Mud Monkey in Brazil December 9, 2008

'tard slap

a 'tard slap is a term used to describe the motion of slapping one's own upper chest with the side of the opposite hand. it is used when mocking retarded people or when accentuating the fact that one did something retarded. often accompanied by a "huh huh huh" type of fake laugh.

screenname1: omg i just spilled coffee all over my science homework
screenname2: hahah you're so stupid.
screenname1: *'tard slap*

by alana jonas March 7, 2010