Slappy Jobe

An illegal sandwich disguised as a sloppy joe, containing urine, cocaine, heroin, Jostwicks, and Boom-Bam-Slam-Jams.

Quick, put that slappy jobe away, the cops are coming my fair fellow!

by Borg November 26, 2004

slapping thomas

When a man intends to use his penis to penitrate one's vaginia, he misses, therefore inserts his unit into the female's asshole. Then she proceeds to shit all over his shlong in surprise.

"David went to put it in her, then Shayna screemed in surprise...Little did he know he gave her a slapping thomas."

by DL Marx August 6, 2006

Sappy Trap

A man who has no impressive skills or masculine traits, will attempt to win a pretty girl over through the use of exaggerated compliments such as "You are the most beautiful girl I've ever seen." "I've always liked you, the way you laugh." The woman is sometimes trapped by this overly sappy fluffery, and thinks she recriprocates the same feelings. But she is only trapped by this because she is either vulnerable or insecure.

strange looking man - "Girl you're the only one for meeee."
- "I've always been in love with you, the way you are so womanly."

pretty girl - "omgosh no one has ever said that about me!"

Me- "damn she must've been sappy trapped."

by belligerent bob January 14, 2009

scappoose high school

a small school located in scappoose oregon near portland oregon, and it is simply a SHIT HOLE

outsider: where do you go to school?

scappoosian: scappoose high school in oregon

outsider: that school is a SHIT HOLE

by littleweeone August 21, 2011

slappin

an equivalent of dope, awesome, delicious. Usually used for food, a dish can be "slappin" like it's so good that if someone disputes its awesome godliness they are in for a slappin.
Can also be used in the form of a verb to describe something's slappy awesomeness.

Yo you should head down to Dave's food truck, the pulled pork is slappin

I love eating at that Hawaiian terryaki place, everything on the menu slaps

by bossman773 April 23, 2015

shapperflupper

(n.) people with the ability to shap up their flupping mouth.

That girl is a great shapperflupper. She should teach others how to be as good as she is at shapperflupping.

by TokikoHyuuga April 16, 2011

slapping the bag

A guy masturbating and jacking off.

Noah is slapping the bag.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 3, 2018