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Singled

Verb: Nicer term than "dumped"
I have recently been singled.
by jech2810 September 19, 2016
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Single

The state of being in which you aquire a plethora of unsolicited pictures of male genitalia, or "dick pics".
Ashley is so single. She has an entire album titled "Dank as Dick".
by janellewestcoast September 3, 2016
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single child

Single children need sibilings.
by Catcher Freeman February 15, 2018
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The single best friend

Definition: A friend who has no segnificant other.

1.) Your best friend, who contrary to you is single.
2.) Your boyfriend's /girlfrien's best friend, who is single and is out and about to catch a new girlfriend/boyfriend.
3.) Your or your boyfriend's/girlfriend's best friend who is single and is out and about you or your segnificant other even though you or your segnificant other are in a relationship.
4.) 2.)&3.) Combined. And possibly in front of you/your segnificant other.
5.) 2.),3.)&1.) Combined.
The single best friend.

1.) " Oh that's just Frank my single best friend."

Just a nice guy.

2.) "Hey, that's Perry, Paolo's best friend, he's nice, give him a shot!"

You are trying to help.

3.)"That's Ryan, could we go please, I just get really depressed when I see him, he has no boundaries and no morals."

You don't wanna remember.

4.)"We should leave now, I just saw Robin, he is the worst. Honestly, he pretends to be so nice... But in reality,... Oh come on just let us go... I really don't want to think about that trauma right now."

You sadly have to remember.

5.)"Urgh, that ****** little ******* **** does not even deserves a name, take me home honey so I can cry into your arms like a baby and you will tell me that everything will be alright, even though it will never be...."

You will never forget what he had done.

The single best friend .
by Patpatcat :3 January 5, 2017
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SINGLE

That moment when you feel alone because you see that all of your friends are 10 times hotter than you. Then you see that each one of them has had a boyfriend/girlfriend and then you cry inside because you realize your going to be single forever because you look like a sewer rat.
by Binkybabydsddy October 28, 2019
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Single girl energy

When you and your single friends are living it up every weekend and find any excuse to party and go wild.
Dang that girl Carol has been partying it up every weekend since summer started and it’s almost thanksgiving.. she definitely has that single girl energy.
by Leeslut November 2, 2019
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single

single is a thing that means not married and not have boyfriend or girlfriend
hi are you married no i am not married i am single
by Elle taylor December 1, 2020
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