shittyness

When your work is shitty but you tried your best

This is my first time trying to define something...sorry for my shittyness

by Jfc don't ask July 29, 2016

Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn

A Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn, is the gay equivalent of a Panther.
A Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn is when a younger male, chases older men.

Guy 1: "You know I'm 25 right...?"

Guy 2: "Just because I'm 15 doesn't mean anything, I'm a Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn."

by KickAssKyle January 7, 2011

Shitonfaceation

the act of shitting on an opponents face

Tomorrow we will have shitonfaceation when we blow out that punk ass team by 50 points.

by Anonymous April 26, 2003

Shittin Nickles

1. used to show extreme excitement.

1. Guy 1. "Dude you ready to smoke that bong tonight?"

Guy 2. "Shit son, I'm shittin nickles!"

by Grilled Cheese 420 February 17, 2009

Shittory Sputters

Airy, sputtering, diarrhea, often occuring as a side affect of the venerial disease Shittory Dicks.

"Damn, Jamal! I have the shittory sputters. I would highly suggest that you dispose of your chair that I was sitting on earlier."

by iamtheram123456789 May 12, 2009

shitting up

The act of pooping while vomiting at the same time.

Eg. 1: My buddy Aaron had a stomach virus and chronic diarrhea, so he was shitting up all over the place. He didn't know either to shit or vomit in the toilet.

Eg. 2: My buddy Andy got food poisoning and ate a bran muffin, so he was shitting up all over the place.

by TheGamingGamer1 April 25, 2014

shitting my stick

It is another way of saying "are you kidding"

Wife: my water broke
Husband: "are you shitting my stick"

by Lizzzssss July 21, 2017