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shitting dick nipples

nipples that consist of both shitting, as well as dick EG shitting dick nipples

also a way to fill in a conversation or moment of silence when not sure what else to say
1. those nipples are both shitting and dick........must be shitting dick nipples
2. ahhhh yeees shitting dick nipples
by SUBsequent01 January 22, 2014
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shittiness

A term of endearment when, and only when, referring to the state of Colorado. The exact definition is as follows: Colorado is better than any other State in the Union, particularly New Jersey and Oregon (a.k.a Shit Hole and Land of the Covered Wagons Loaded with Shit and Shitty People, respectively.)

When used to describe other localities, regions or states, specifically New Jersey, it emphasizes the amount of shit that other states and/or organizations place, throw or otherwise dump on the aforementioned location. One can also correctly use this word for comparison purposes- i.e. "This place has half the shittiness ratio of New Jersey," which roughly means that the residents of such an area suck balls and lick choads for a living.
"Colorado, Second only sic to New Jersey in Terms of Utter Shittiness." -Quoted from Cohen's Figure 1.1 titled "United States of America."

Meaning: Colorado fucking rules and New Jersians love to smoke pole, eat shit and die. There is also a subtle undertone of "Oregon sucks."
by live4truthaboutNJORCO October 26, 2006
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shitting pants

an expression that is intended to convey excessive excitement. the beauty of the expression is that it has a double meaning; one literal and another entirely figurative but much more ridiculous.

1) to be shitting in one's pants
2) to be excreting pants from one's rectum
(over the phone): hey broski, guess where i'm at? in line to see the offspring. i'm shitting pants!
by b3n d0v3r June 19, 2008
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Shitwinds

This is often used when the conversation is far from the truth and all the facts are disregarded. Shitwinds blow hardest in jealous rage.
The Shitwinds are blowing hard tonight, you are listening to someone defaming or disrespecting something or someone.
by LittleBirdy April 28, 2013
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synchronized shitting

when garrett an brett talk on the phone while taking shits, hearing their shit plop, and flushing at the same time
everyday at 3-ish o' clock
by Garrett Warfield November 1, 2003
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Bank shiting

Where someone usually a neohippie goes into a bank pulls down there pants and shits. It is done as a protest against the evil economic system that keeps people in poverity and brainwashed into believeing that it's the only way to live and see life as materialistic.
by Deep blue 2012 April 21, 2010
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shitlist

I just shitlisted somebody. I am so cool.
by TheKat January 4, 2005
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