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The art of traveling around a supermarket or warehouse club where free dood samples are offered. A person can make a tasty meal out of sampling depending on his or her talent. Try not to linger or appear too often at a particular sample station. Also, beware of salsa samples as others may have double dipped the salsa.
Velma: I'm'a on a diet, Shirl. I don't eat fudge bars anymore.

Shirl: They're setting out samples.

Velma: Oh, and let's try the pigs in a poke
by ignor September 18, 2004
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shampoop

Blue liquid used to clean a toilet bowl. Can also be called, toilet bowl cleaner, but that's boring.
Boy: "Mommy, what is that stuff called that you are using to clean the toilet?"

Mom: "Umm, toilet bowl cleaner?"

Boy: No. I think it's called SHAMPOOP.
by momof4boys August 19, 2012
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Cheeky Scamp

Bastard, silly, Nickc
you cheeky scamp you!
by DNA May 14, 2003
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Shampoo Effect

Similar to how adding water to a nearly empty shampoo bottle gives you "more shampoo", giving a small amount of alcohol to someone who was very drunk the night before, returns them to a drunk state.
Bro 1: "Damn, why is Alex so drunk right now? He's only had two drinks."

Bro 2: "It's the Shampoo Effect, he was plastered last night."
by icechris March 14, 2012
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Nanner Scamper

During a boring sexual intercourse session, in which the male is on top. He quickly removes and exchanges his penis for a banana that resembles member. After inserting the banana he swiftly and silently scampers away.
"Last night with Mary I just wasn't feeling it, so I gave her the old Nanner Scamper and went to play some COD."
by Walsh Walsher April 14, 2009
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Sampler

having sex once, one blowjob, and one handjob in an 8 month period from a gf and never getting anything after!
caleb the nice guy got a sampler and was completely fed up with her shit.
by thewhiteboy1 April 10, 2010
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shampoo

shampoo, noun.

A codeword to say around the office that will not arouse suspicion (dl), to alert your coworkers that someone of importance is in the room; time to close the poker / pr0n.
I'm top 30 in the freeroll and some fucking shampooo walks through the door.
by og October 27, 2004
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