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stutter dick

when you have dried cum on or semi in your dick tip and when you go to piss your dick is then clogged with said dried cum and your piss has a backup forcing its way through the dried cum in multi streams or break the dried cum completely having a massive heavy piss stream shoot out.
Hey bro, you were screaming it sounded like you needed help?

No, I just got wicked stutter dick from my masturbation session last night.
by 2ommy March 10, 2024
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scattered_matter

Scattered_Matter, a term for a silly person, or a name for Scattered_Matter.
Scattered_Matter can be used to describe a character! if compared with "style" or "type"
it means all your intentions are not ill, and that they are actually quite silly.
you can use it as a term similar to foolish! or smart!... it can be both!
Hey Scattered_Matter!
Scattered_Matter: hi

"Scattered_matter type character" / "Scattered_matter styled character lookin."

"My intentions are Scattered_Matter! not ill at all :)"

foolish: "you are an insufferable Scattered_Matter!"

smart: "That was so Scattered_Matter of you :)"
by Mattered_Scatter April 4, 2024
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Stutter

Something that instantly invalidates your opinions
...yeah so t-t-t-thats my opin-

NOPE you had a stutter its invalid
by theelitephayze69420 December 6, 2024
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schütteres Rohr

Impotenz. Gemeint ist Impotenz.
Kurzfristige, nach zuviel Sex & Drogen, oder medizinische.
Genau so wie schütteres Haar das Gegenteil von vollem Haar ist.
Sie: Besorgst du’s mir nochmal?
Er: Tut mir Leid… Ich bin total platt von Gestern… Ich hab schütteres Rohr. :(
by Evi1M4chine January 10, 2025
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Scottering

When you are having sex with a quadriplegic with nonverbal autism, and they didn't fully consent because of their condition. During this, they begin to autistically yell, making you even more confused but it increases your overall pleasure, causing you to ejaculate prematurely inside of them.
Yo Glen, last night I was scottering that autistic nugget from church. It was pretty weird but pretty nice as well.
by Flaytonson January 10, 2025
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sputter

when you poop and ejactulate at the same time, sputtering pants.
"What happened to him?"
"Oh he just sputtered, happens to everyone"
by rolling55 February 11, 2026
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Shutter home

While her husbands at work cheating on her with his secretary, she’s at home being a shutter home wife.
by AKgota22pewpewpew August 8, 2025
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