Pooper-Scooper

The act of applying feces to one's hand and then performing a "scooping" action to another person's nipple, leaving a fecal residue smear covering the nipple area.

Frederick calmly walked up to Jonathan and swiftly used a Pooper-Scooper move upon Jonathan's right nipple, smearing a smelly fecal coating of poop on Jonathan's nipple.

by cajackel July 10, 2010

scoom

Egotistical inbred highlander, closely related to the butt monkey

Oi scoom, what the f*ck you talking bout?????

by craig September 22, 2004

2 scoops

1. Tiny breast.
2. The poor excuse for A cups made by pale asian women.

My two scoops are better than your. Damn right, it's better than yours. I can fuck you, but I have to charge.

I can fit 2 scoops in my mouth. Damn, that's not a lot.

by Big Poppa Pimp May 24, 2004

pooper scooper

Someone who works at a vet clinic and cleans up all the defecation from the kenneled animals.

I worked at LAHC as a pooper scooper for two years and accidently ate a butt nugget once.

by MrAcuraIntegra August 14, 2003

wu tang nacho scoop

Taking a section of nachos with all the trimmings that seems way too large to fit in one's mouth and successfully, and with minimal mess, inserting the whole selection into one's mouth and ingesting.

"Jimmy is such an idiot, he like grabbed a huge handful of nachos and like the cheese was dripping everywhere and he was like 'look everybody, this is the wu tang nacho scoop and he ate it all. Cheese was everywhere."

by robert diggs August 30, 2005

cum scooper

The skin on the end of some mammalian penii which is used to scoop cum out of a mate's vagina

by Anonymous October 3, 2003

scoop

verb: to pick up and transport person(s) or item(s), usually in a car

Are you gonna scoop these movie passes before they expire, or should I use them?

by junglelinguist January 19, 2011