Asshat injun sailor Jew hat 

Blue or white hats that children under 13 would wear from 1950-1980. These children were usually expected to help mom cook and clean or do hard labor. They were often beaten if they didn’t do it.

Dad in 1969: Son, don’t forget to put your asshat injun sailor Jew hat on before school.
Son: I won’t father.

Asshat injun sailor Jew hat by Braydong44 October 19, 2023

sailing 

The act of attending a meeting directly after having consumed some amount of alcohol, especially if drank with others also in attendance.

"This meeting's going to be such a headache- let's go sailing to make it go a little smoother."

Or

"You seemed pretty content in that judicial meeting..."
"It helped that I was sailing it."

sailing by 52008 April 27, 2010

Sailboat 

The mans penis

Friend 1: "Yo, come check out my sailboat after school?"
Friend 2: "Fuck No!"
Friend 1: "Oh. But i just put a new finish on it."
Friend 2: "Maybe."

Sailboat by Gary Flongtard December 7, 2011

Soggy Sailor 

When you are having sex with a women from behind and club her unconscious. Then proceed to tie the the worlds most majest of all the birds, the albatross, to her back. Then have a REAL pirate rape her when she awakens. Real pirate is needed for unmatched authenticity. Flaming Albatross is optional.

Man 1: Man, she put up a real fight when I gave her the Soggy Sailor.

Man 2: Maybe, but not as much of a fight as the albatross.

Man 1: *Snap* ZING!

Soggy Sailor by Sean139 October 23, 2007

sailing 

a sport dominated by the whites for over 100 years. it was stolen from the black man as a result of slavery

sailing is bad

sailing by poop man October 3, 2003

Salty Sailor

A mixed drink which has had semen added without knowledge of such an addition being passed along to the drinker.

Joe sipped his Salty Sailor slowly, wondering why his friend Barry was giggling uncontrollably.

Salty Sailor by thelowerrhythm September 19, 2010

Sailor Moon 

Lesbian Show with panty flashes every fight scene

I like sailor moon cuz it has all kinds of hiddin sexual subtext And it's fun DUMBASS

Sailor Moon by I HATE bush da May 13, 2003