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steved

To have rough sex with someone, then after your done fucking
Them you procede to cockslap the person in the back of the head while shouting I am invincible please eat my pantaloones. Then afterwards you take the girl out to a nice relaxing dinner by the fire.
Gravy-Train- I steved your mom last night

Fragster-Thanx {sceptical and cynical} did ya know than to steve means to die for us? lsm
Neo- not anymore
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Guy two- Dude wheres my girl
Guy one- I steved that bitch last night and left her on the corner
by Andre Summey December 13, 2006
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Steven

An amazing guy. One who accepts everyone no matter what and will always be there for you. Extremly sweet. Definately means the world to one person. :) any idea on who?
Steven is such a cool person.
by randompersonnn September 30, 2009
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Steven

Stevens are generally cunts. They are highly opinionated of others and hold themselves in high esteem. It is common for the word 'arsehole' to be used colloquially for people named Steven. Stevens are typically forgetful, and struggle to listen to their significant others due to their all consuming self-interest. Stevens are tight arses but like to spend money on themselves.

Statistically, people named Steven are more prone to delusions of grandeur.

Apart from the negative vibes that people named Steven have throughout history given to the name, the name itself possesses mystical qualities. When we take the alphabet and extract the letter combination STUVWX a miraculous thing occurs.

1. As we know in mathematics, 'X' represents an unknown quantity. Therefore, we can substitute 'X' for 'N' giving it a known quantity. Thus, we produce STUVWN.

2. If we 'double the 'U' as the letter 'W' commands of us ("double u!"), we get STUUVWN.

3. When we turn the 'UU' and 'W' 90 degree's clockwise the name STEVEN appears.

STEVEN is perhaps the most mystical name in the entire English language for this very fact.

STUVWX - STEVEN

This cryptogram was formulated alongside the development of Hidden Number Theory by a mystical sorcerer known only as STEVEN.
Person: Hi Steven, how are you today? Steven: Better than you.
by STUVWX MC^234567 August 1, 2019
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Steven

Great guy! Amazing boyfriend, loves to have a good time. Usually has a GREAT smile. Is the life of the party. Has a big heart, gives without thinking of getting anything in return. The type of guy that you can always go to. When he loves someone, he means it. Very creative. Drop dead gorgeous!! 9/10 has a big dick. Strong, muscular, intuitive, SMART. Stubborn at times. Funny. Goofy. Usually a nerd lol. Reliable. If you ever come across a Steven like this, don't let him go!
"OMG, is that Steven?? I love him!!!"
by BrownSkin November 12, 2013
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Steve Bartman

The infamous fan who interfered with a foul ball during the National League Championship Series between the Chicago Cubs and Florida Marlins in 2003.
Steve Bartman ruined the Cubs chances of winning the world series dude.
by C-Kill November 15, 2007
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steve miller

Steve Miller your song jungle love is the most best fuckin song ever.
by donosage August 12, 2006
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steve jones

Wow, Steve Jones' guitar solo was amazing!
by KC_ANd_thE_anArCHIstS April 1, 2005
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