Spleclination

Spiders, or the force.

How does it hold the shoots so well? All it finger paws are on top and I don't see a disposable thumb. Only spleclination is spiders or the force. I guess that makes sense though.

by ItsYourBoyJohn September 4, 2017

Splean

A spliffed lean blunt

“Hey man wanna smoke this splean?”
“Wtf is a splean??”
“It’s a spliffed lean blunt”

by Lil’ rail October 22, 2017

spleazy

A long skinny join with a cigar paper wrap

We can go smoke a spleazy

by MEM8764 May 20, 2018

spleeng

a word that is used when trying to spell the word 'spelling' and failing miserably

My spleeng sucks.

by pink_funerals May 23, 2018

Spleaches

To try and give a speech and fumble the words

I was trying to read my Vows and all that came out were spleaches

by Jokeaholic May 25, 2018

Spleef

A game played on Minecraft and ROBLOX where the goal is to dig holes for scrubs to fall in and be eliminated. Very popular during the mid-2010s, and somehow the most fun thing that is humanly possible.

"Gamer: Spleef is really freaking fun!"

by E hates Q September 29, 2018

Splecondeptimy

To remove or split time (seconds). In variations.

"I would have been there faster if you just let me splecondeptimy."

"You didn't see me because I can splecondeptimy."

by ChaseNB October 15, 2018