Splean

Splean (Russian: Сплин) is a popular Russian rock band. The band was formed and released its first album in 1994. Since then, they have remained one of the most popular rock bands in Russia and the former Soviet Union. The band's name is derived from "spleen" (in the sense of "depression"), and the "ea" spelling in English is a pun on the spelling of the Beatles.It was borrowed from a short poem by Sasha Cherny, a well-known poet, lived and worked in the beginning of the XX century. The band's creator and frontman is Alexander Vasilyev (lead vocals, guitar), other members are Vadim Sergeyev (guitar), Dmitry Kunin (bass-guitar), Nikolay Rostovsky (keyboards) and Alexey Mesherekov (drums). So far the band has released 18 albums, which include 3 live albums, 2 compilations, and also 4 singles. Despite rumours that the group is on the verge of breaking up, Splean continues performing throughout Russia and the world. The band frequently experiments and evolves, so that the current version of Splean is quite different from its original version.

I totally love that last Splean album "Resonance". Although I'm not very familiar with Russian music and hardly understand the lyrics, their music is really charming.

Splean by Gtribe June 7, 2015

Splean

A spliffed lean blunt

“Hey man wanna smoke this splean?”
“Wtf is a splean??”
“It’s a spliffed lean blunt”

Splean by Lil’ rail October 22, 2017

Splean Poker McGee 

He is a God-Like figure who can single handedly kick the ass of an entire military. He was also the king of Wales for a time. He Pokes your spleen as his name implies. He got his medical degree from the great University of Dollar Tree (Which he owns.) His degree was on a piece of toast, which he promptly ate. He was captured by the SCP foundation some time ago and he has recently broken out to reclaim his throne in Wales.

Guy 1 who is a virgin and dumb: "Who the fuck is Splean Poker McGee?" Guy 2 who is amazing and a chad: "Are you fucking kidding me? He's the king of Wales and has a medical degree and can single handedly kick your fucking ass if you say this shit like this again!" Guy 1 who is still a virgin and is still sucks: "fuck you!" Guy 2 who is still amazing and is even more chad than before: "Fuck You, also all hail Splean Poker McGee"

Splean Poker McGee by NotFromTheUK April 16, 2022

diggin in tha splean 

diggin in tha splean means intercourse whether vaginal or anal.

"uh now thats real gangsta shit tag teamin on a bitch in a motel 6, 40 on tha back 6 on the top, diggin in tha splean with a gangsta lean." from Brotha Lynch Hungs "Real Gansta Shit"

diggin in tha splean by CheifRekaHo of Da Kik a Bitch Tribe July 20, 2008

Eli Splean 

A guy with a very small male organ that does not grow no matter how much tugging is done to it.

Ken: Dude did you see that girl's reaction after she and Eli Splean made it?

Joe: Yeah, she laughed at him after. I hear she couldn't even feel it.

Ken: Poor Eli, it's never going to grow...

Eli Splean by leonshrodusky September 25, 2011

Splanding 

Somewhere between sitting and standing is the spland!

To spland is to understand the universe... to be in perfect balance and harmony.

Splanding techniques vary but usually requires assistance from a drug like MDMA combined with a psychedelic - you must be loose but also attuned, leaning without recognising gravities influence.

Many try but not all succeed.

Did you see michael list night? He was proper splanding

Splanding by CaptainSpland July 2, 2020

slean 

slick and clean.

Yo, that car looks hella slean.

slean by clbxr November 26, 2020