Smegut

A smeg head as in smeg, the curdled pre ejaculate under foreskin wot looks like goats cheese, someone who scratches their balls then wipes their face or picks their nose

Joey you gimpin smegut i think ile save you twos on the joint mabie threes

by Step lupid August 21, 2021

Smegxchange

The act of one uncircumcised male transferring his smegma from his foreskin to another uncircumcised males foreskin.

"Hey man, I accidentally cleaned my foreskin today, can we make a smegxchange?"

"Of course man, no probs."

by Smegmaguy August 28, 2021

Smegfuck

When u lick out all the smegma from an unwashed penis

Oh yeah I smegfucked him and he then creamed inside of me

by Candlecum September 1, 2021

Smegma

The sebaceous cheese like substance that surrounds the head of the penis. When removed from the penis it makes an excellent topping for crackers and bread.

There is lots of smegma around his genitalia after not washing it for weeks

by theICONICshroom21 September 12, 2021

smegg and cress

A delicious sandwich made up of nob crust and cress

Im love having smegg and cress sandwiches in my meal deal

by TheRealKnobgoblin November 13, 2021

smeggy mitchell

When a man puts his unwashed penis through the stretched out earlobe of another person

I gave my girlfriend a smeggy Mitchell last night

by Intigo_montaya October 7, 2021

smeggs

A man who has lots of smegma and has so much he starts to develop smegma on his skin. Eventually he becomes so yellow he has to be contained and defined as a biological hazard

ew is that smeggs over there he has so much smegma around his wood it’s coming out his skin

by AmillionFireflies October 15, 2021