Smegut

A smeg head as in smeg, the curdled pre ejaculate under foreskin wot looks like goats cheese, someone who scratches their balls then wipes their face or picks their nose

Joey you gimpin smegut i think ile save you twos on the joint mabie threes

by Step lupid August 21, 2021

smegster

A celtic god

Oh smegster lay me

by smegster November 8, 2003

smegatron

A word used to describe a large grumpy lazy twat. Does nothing but accumulate a thick layer of strong scented smeg.

OI Steve stop being a Smegatron a give us a hand.

by sm3gatr0n February 8, 2022

smegster

A Celtic Demigod of flatulence and sarcastic verbal deprecation.
A Celtic Demigod of flatulence and sarcastic verbal deprecation.

Oh Smegster, please accept these offering of crusty dingle berries and freshly soaked toe nail clippings taken from the drunkin carnival freaks living under the bridge, and not direct your verbal venom onto out egg shell like heads!

by smeg-stir November 7, 2003

Smegular Degular

A regular everyday male or female who looks really fancy, possibly famous.

Guy 1: Wow she looks famous!
Guy 2: Nah man, she's smegular degular.
Guy 1: She's what?
Guy 2: Smegular regular, ya know, a normal person who looks famous.

by Fabreezy0_0 October 17, 2017

smeguchet

You have to be a woman to do this one, but you strip naked, backflip to get enough centrifugal force, and at the right time tense your ass cheeks so they clap together and queef aggressively, shooting out all of the cooch-cream and ass grease and piss and sweat accumulated in there.

Guys we should get out of the way, I think Jackie's gonna use the smeguchet on us.

by Rod Biggleton March 7, 2019

Smegetarian

On a smegetarian diet, which is comparable to veganism and vegetarianism, the only food that may be consumed is smegma, the substance found on an unwashed penis.

Lily is smegetarian, didn't you know?

by Ol Meanings January 2, 2023