sleep fapnea

Sleep fapnea is a sleep inhibiting condition caused by a lack of needed fapping, or masturbation.

Man I was so tired when I got home last night I didn't get my rocks off, then I couldn't even sleep because of the damn sleep fapnea.

by faponfapoffthefapper August 8, 2009

Sleepy Sailor

The act of lounging in public with no underwear and a half hard penis, positioning your leg in a fashion to where your penis is exposed in a way that seems accidental to the onlooker.

I was at the beach the other day and pulled a Sleepy Sailor and saw this chick staring at my chubby up my shorts!

by Virgil September 1, 2004

sleever

an uncircumsized penis.

Damn, Kyle Jarve's parents must hate him, they left him with a sleever his whole life.

by kota April 25, 2006

sleepy tom

The act of sitting down on the toilet, taking a shit, but falling asleep on the toilet before getting around to wiping your ass. You wake up several hours later, but having forgotten you took a shit, pull up your pants and leave the bathroom without wiping.

Holy shit bro, I just went into the bathroom and I walked in on a sleepy tom! Wake his drunk ass up!

by p00pybutt November 29, 2011

sleep

the fucking best thing ever. Just don't go to sleep while driving, thinking, drinking, living, existing, knowing, or taking candy from any children.

Sleepy dude 1: I want to go to bed!
Parent: Eat your 'shrooms first!

by JohnnyToothless March 15, 2008

sleepworking

Performing work while the brain snooze.

It's dangerous to wake Jasmin up when he's sleepworking...

by Hoodlum Slash Aztek144 August 19, 2007

sleeveface

Sleeveface is the art of “one or more persons obscurings or augmenting any part of the body or bodies with record sleeve(s) causing an illusion.” You're basically posing with the record label as though it were a part of your own body.

You should take that Kiss album and put it in front of your head. It'll make a great sleeveface picture!

by Noname1000 January 9, 2008