Definitions by JohnnyToothless

blink 182 

Let's get this straight, anyone who thinks Blink 182 is a punk band is a queef sniffing, anal-licker. Blink 182 is a band that only talks about girls they don't even know. Their lead singer's voice kills innocent children in Africa and the repetitive guitar riffs are what caused George W. Bush to declare war on Iraq.

George Bush: Hmmm...I think I'll bomb Iraq today.

Paserby: Dammit Blink 182!

blink 182 by JohnnyToothless March 15, 2008

sleep 

the fucking best thing ever. Just don't go to sleep while driving, thinking, drinking, living, existing, knowing, or taking candy from any children.

Sleepy dude 1: I want to go to bed!
Parent: Eat your 'shrooms first!

sleep by JohnnyToothless March 15, 2008