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not single

Not alone. Not unhappy. Comfortable with who you are with. Relaxed around each other. Able to fart in front on another. Loving. Happy. Can joke about little things. Not owned or for sale. Look but dont touch.
Whoever feels like this is definately not single.
by Roxybuns May 2, 2008
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Kraft Single

reference to my constant status of relationship, and the lack of ability with people with the same name as cheese to get dates
So, is he seeing anyone?

Kraft single.
by krafty April 5, 2007
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Intentionally single

Someone who has no desire to be in a relationship. Often a sign of issues in previous relationships, depression, anxiety or simply a fear of being mistreated in a relationship.
Person 1: Yo why hasn't dave had a gf for 3 years?
Person 2: I hear he's intentionally single.
by ... --- ... September 23, 2020
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RIDICULOUSLY Single

You're not just single, you're RIDICULOUSLY Single. This extra level of single-ness constitutes having vodka shots regularly at 4am, followed by administering the shocker to strange women at 6am, even on worknights, regularly finding yourself boning different women, even at 9am on Tuesdays, at least 2 or more women each week, hungover at least 4 mornings at work a week and telling women you are not 'emotionally available'.
Girl Looking for Marriage: He's pretty cute, is he single?

Slutty Girl: Oh, don't bother girl, he's RIDICULOUSLY Single. I'm gonna go talk to him though.
by ArmoSaus March 5, 2011
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one single tear

When you are single and people brag about how many dicks they have sucked
McGee: I have 46 boyfriends and 28 girlfriends!

MisterRickRoll: One single tear.......dropping onto the ground.
by It.was.not.me December 11, 2016
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i’m single i’m single

When someone sends you a very attractive snapchat, or photo and you contemplate being single or asking them out.
*Girl sends picture*
Boy- I’m single i’m single
by kiddo kiddo November 10, 2019
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Kraft Single

Any popular song, or "single" track that has been so overly processed in the studio that the original artist's voice is barely recognizable.
"Wow, Ali Lohan's recording an album, huh?" "Yeah, can't wait to her her new Kraft Single."
by bigjesus October 1, 2008
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