shitter jackers

when something bad happens...
you can always rely on saying the comforting phrase SHITTER JACKERS. It started with cracker jackers then crapper jackers then spread on to infect the word shit.

Oh shitter jackers, i fell down the stairs and bled out my eyes!

by scarscar February 19, 2009

shitterbating

masterbating whilst taking a shit.

Wow, Mr. Tamositis has been in there a while, I bet he's shitterbating again . . .

by henrydinhofer October 18, 2010

shitter goblin

a female buttocks
an ass that a girl has
it can be classified as good or bad

Mike: Yoo does she have a nice shitter goblin?
Bill: Yeah man, it's real nice.
Mike: Does she shit out of that thing everyday?
Bill: Yeah, but its still hot.
Mike: Solid

by JBreezy gets bitchez November 13, 2011

shatterfast

A morning meal so large or otherwise extraordinary, it doesn't merely break your fast, it fucking shatters it.

I meant to eat a small breakfast, but by the fifth donut I realized I was having shatterfast instead.

by Dr. Jones-Smith-Jimmy September 28, 2011

Shitterature

Any form of literature used to entertain yourself while shitting.

Nothing fights bathroom boredom like a good stack of shitterature.

by Pious92 August 21, 2012

shatter analysis

In the manner of bloodstain splatter analysis, shatter analysis attempts to identify the dietary habits of individuals who spray public toilets with explosive diarrhea.

Investigator: "Judging by the consistency and scale of the cone-shaped spray pattern, my shatter analysis tells me our victim was likely lactose intolerant and had either consumed chipotle, Thai food, or barbecue--followed by a large milk shake for dessert."

by austicoatk February 22, 2013

shitteriffic

Like terrific only shitty.

How was your day?
Well I woke up late, broke my shoe lace, and locked my keys in my car. So all and all...pretty shitteriffic.

by sarcastic CMF November 12, 2013