shat

the past tense of shit.

I was so scared last night, I almost shat my pants.

by miss evo April 18, 2017

shatastrophy

A mix of a catastrophe , and poop.
Resulting in a Shatastrophy.

I farted too hard and had a Shatastrophy in my shorts.

by Headly Lamaar May 20, 2017

Shat

A severe form of explosive diarrhea.

I think shes just bloated today... She was wrong. The dog shat all over her shirt.

by тнαт ∂єfιиєя June 20, 2017

shataira

One who is pleasing to the low income folk.

Commonly reffered to as low income themselves.

I feel like having a cheap shataira today.

by Fillmybuttholewithyourpenisdad August 20, 2017

shatall

a weirdo french girl who tends to sit in the corner and reads or draws on her arms. has an extreme dislike for cake and turtles. is most likely blonde and creepy. stares at people alot. psycho. secretly wants an apocalypse. texts random numbers in hopes to f*ck with people. binge-watches Netflix. makes candles and is scared of hospitals. speaks multiple languages (no specifics).

"ugh, this creepy blonde girl kept staring at me in a cafe."
"must be a Shatall."

by FlamingWater October 30, 2017

Shasty

Something that is both shitty and nasty.

You smell pretty shasty. Whens the last time you showered?

by Machray November 9, 2017

Shat On A Cat

To ruin one self's or another's chance to get pussy.

Guy 1: Dude I didn't end up getting laid last night
Guy 2: Shat on your cat huh?

Guy 1: George shat on a cat at his date.
Girl 1: Damn, he's had blue balls for weeks.

Guy 1: My dad busted into my room when my girlfriend was over and totally shat on my cat.
Guy 2: I feel you bro, my parents make me keep my door open.

by Kiirah June 2, 2018