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a weirdo french girl who tends to sit in the corner and reads or draws on her arms. has an extreme dislike for cake and turtles. is most likely blonde and creepy. stares at people alot. psycho. secretly wants an apocalypse. texts random numbers in hopes to f*ck with people. binge-watches Netflix. makes candles and is scared of hospitals. speaks multiple languages (no specifics).
"ugh, this creepy blonde girl kept staring at me in a cafe."
"must be a Shatall."
shatall by FlamingWater October 30, 2017
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shataclysm 

A shower of excrement (typically liquid) that destroys all in its wake.
I wish I hadn't had that ropey curry last night. I've had to hire a biohazard protection suit to clear up after the resulting shataclysm.
shataclysm by Ned Beavis November 26, 2007
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shantalle 

A Shantalle is one crazy ass nigga, she is like a lonely freckle. They are usually by themselves in their bedroom watching Netflix. They are very educated.
-What did you do this weekend Nae-Nae?
- Oh, i just shantalled around.
shantalle by TheOnlyWhiteNigga March 9, 2015
The 5th king of ancient Persia. A handsome muslim charismatic leader who lead his people to multiple victories.
Sam: Alexander the son of Philip was the greatest king of all time.

Tom: No homie! Shawall was the grastest king of all time!
Shawall by McTyson23 September 23, 2012

max shatalov 

well endowed and fully equiped, he is the super hero of maxs out there with un parralled strength and agility. beware of the fangs for the non vampire lover out there. all in all a most extraodinary young gentleman and great boyfriend :P
becky: ouch did u just rip me?

max shatalov: what can i say? its quite big!!!

becky: quite????
max shatalov by sexsibexsi May 12, 2009
The highest part of a mound of shit which breaks the surface of the toilet water, thus forming a small brown island which is unsuitable for human habitation.
Dorothy had just finished her sit down visit and was about to flush the toilet when she discovered a shatoll in the toilet.
Shatoll by Brighty Boy 91 February 25, 2011

shitallurgy 

The process of creating pieces of metal that lends them unbelievably little strength and resilience. Shitallurgically formed parts are incredible in their ability to retain none of the normal material properties of metal.
This part had such excellent shitallurgy that it simply fell apart when I touched it. The shitallurgy of these screws makes them easy to strip, they might as well be made out of cheese! China is the number one manufacturer of shitallurgical parts.
shitallurgy by Mr Mike G July 28, 2011
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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