salt my pie

To annoy or irritate. Usually by wrecking a good thing (i.e. pie) by adding an incongruous irritant (salt).

You know what really salts my pie? I was going to go out this weekend and the professor sprung that essay on us on Friday afternoon.

Man, calm down! Who salted your pie today?

If she doesn't shut up, she's totally gonna salt my pie.

by Mara_the_Obscure December 13, 2005

salt the rim

anilingus on a sandy beach

Mr. Wong was going to salt the rim of his friend to cap off a terrific evening by the beach.

by Cinema Steve January 22, 2009

Salted Nut Roll

After a long day of work, keep in mind it's 90 degrees outside, and you shit in the blue house at work. You are rushed so you only have time for a "one timer." You go home from work with some major "swamp ass" happenin and your old lady is feelin frisky! You drop trow and she wants to lick your anus! Nuff said!

Holy shit randy, it was hot yesterday! I went home and my woman was begging for a salted nut roll!

by Sweaty Crack! July 3, 2009

Saltine Cracker

When someone is saltier than shit. Also when that person is a cracker

Person 1: What is wrong with him?
Person 2: He is mad, salty in fact.
Person 1: How salty?
Person 2: He's a saltine cracker

by fuckface25 September 3, 2016

Salteh

Something salty

Wow! What a salteh fish!

by oee December 4, 2003

Salt Bath

The fine art of dumping single serving (and larger quantities) of granular substance over someone's head, preferably unexpecting. Used in a unfriendly greeting, an insult.

I totally salt bathed that douche sitting over there..

by The Spacious One March 15, 2004

Salting the kangaroo

Getting a gullible person to believe you

I was salting the kangaroo when I convinced them the bowling ball wAs a soccer ball

by Coach miller January 16, 2009