Midland runner
A particularly and extremely loose woman, a hoe, whore, a harlot, from Midland. A real nasty bitch that will fuck just about anyone, anywhere, anytime, anyway in Midland. No matter the number. One after another, or all at the same time, it doesn't really matter.
A particularly and extremely loose woman, a hoe, whore, a harlot, from Midland. A real nasty bitch that will fuck just about anyone, anywhere, anytime, anyway in Midland. No matter the number. One after another, or all at the same time, it doesn't really matter.
Guy 1: eh bro, you see that chick?
Guy 2: what about her?
Guy 1: Totally hooked up with her last night, big time regret.
Guy 2: Yeah she's a Midland runner. Surprised you didn't know that.
Guy 2: what about her?
Guy 1: Totally hooked up with her last night, big time regret.
Guy 2: Yeah she's a Midland runner. Surprised you didn't know that.
by Dj Polygraph March 11, 2017
Get the Midland runner mug.it's a special way of running. You lay on your back and move your legs so that you make the same movements as when you run. It is usually practiced by people who do not want to admit that they are lazy.
Aubrey: Amy what are you doing?
Amy: Im doing horizontal running.
Aubrey: Just admit that you are lazy.
Amy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Amy: Im doing horizontal running.
Aubrey: Just admit that you are lazy.
Amy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by Kazuichi souda April 4, 2022
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by six7even November 3, 2022
Get the Uckidy Runner mug.A sentence, which got quite popular during the Ugandan Knuckles meme on VR Chat.
It originated from a Nigerian movie called "Pretty Liars 1" and was used in VR Chat basically everytime the Ugandan Knuckles Tribe went after someone, who ran away from them.
It originated from a Nigerian movie called "Pretty Liars 1" and was used in VR Chat basically everytime the Ugandan Knuckles Tribe went after someone, who ran away from them.
Potential queen: "WTF is this?" *is running away*
Ugandan Warriors: *chasing after her* "Why are you running?!"
Ugandan Warriors: *chasing after her* "Why are you running?!"
by Nibyroo March 21, 2018
Get the Why are you running? mug.I think the people before me don't even practice Free Running... Free running is the art of moving your body in an aesthetically pleasing way.
Not to be confused with Parkour, which is moving from point A to point B as quickly as possible using objects in your way as shortcuts rather than obstacles. Well, as the need for efficiency declines throughout the years, more of a focus was based on aesthetics, such as flips and spins. Moves such as these weren't as efficient as much as the were aesthetic, so these were classified as free running moves.
There is no mindset of movement when doing free running as opposed to parkour.
Parkour has within itself the intention of moving from one place to another very quickly, whereas in free running you could be in the same place for hours on end with no intent of movement.
Not to be confused with Parkour, which is moving from point A to point B as quickly as possible using objects in your way as shortcuts rather than obstacles. Well, as the need for efficiency declines throughout the years, more of a focus was based on aesthetics, such as flips and spins. Moves such as these weren't as efficient as much as the were aesthetic, so these were classified as free running moves.
There is no mindset of movement when doing free running as opposed to parkour.
Parkour has within itself the intention of moving from one place to another very quickly, whereas in free running you could be in the same place for hours on end with no intent of movement.
by Guerrero Movement April 5, 2011
Get the Free Running mug.1) A book by Kahled Hosseini about a man who confronts his past.
2) A verb meaning totally owned or dominated, refers to the rape scene where Hassan gets raped while Amir watches.
3) A verbal threat of violence
2) A verb meaning totally owned or dominated, refers to the rape scene where Hassan gets raped while Amir watches.
3) A verbal threat of violence
1) "The Kite Runners a good book but I found it to be rather Predictable"
2) "Oh man this kid just Kite Runnered me in Halo."
3) "If you don't shut up I'm Gonna go Kite Runner on your ass!"
2) "Oh man this kid just Kite Runnered me in Halo."
3) "If you don't shut up I'm Gonna go Kite Runner on your ass!"
by Lucitanas August 9, 2007
Get the kite runner mug.1. Noun: A skinny white guy who runs a lot. Typically a member of his high school's cross country team.
2. Someone who participates in running for events such as races or marathons.
3. Carter Osborne*
*= This is the one true definition of "Runner". All others are a formality.
2. Someone who participates in running for events such as races or marathons.
3. Carter Osborne*
*= This is the one true definition of "Runner". All others are a formality.
1. David: Did you hear about that runner who was fastest in the state at the 400?
Jon: Oh, that's obviously Carter Osborne.
2. Emily: I almost died! And there was a huge flash of white light!
Cory: That was probably Carter, out for his morning jog.
Jon: Oh, that's obviously Carter Osborne.
2. Emily: I almost died! And there was a huge flash of white light!
Cory: That was probably Carter, out for his morning jog.
by Captain Romance April 26, 2010
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