2 definitions by Dj Polygraph
Midland runner
A particularly and extremely loose woman, a hoe, whore, a harlot, from Midland. A real nasty bitch that will fuck just about anyone, anywhere, anytime, anyway in Midland. No matter the number. One after another, or all at the same time, it doesn't really matter.
A particularly and extremely loose woman, a hoe, whore, a harlot, from Midland. A real nasty bitch that will fuck just about anyone, anywhere, anytime, anyway in Midland. No matter the number. One after another, or all at the same time, it doesn't really matter.
Guy 1: eh bro, you see that chick?
Guy 2: what about her?
Guy 1: Totally hooked up with her last night, big time regret.
Guy 2: Yeah she's a Midland runner. Surprised you didn't know that.
Guy 2: what about her?
Guy 1: Totally hooked up with her last night, big time regret.
Guy 2: Yeah she's a Midland runner. Surprised you didn't know that.
by Dj Polygraph March 11, 2017
Is a man who lives in a small town called Perkinsfield who owns a roofing business.
A man that never wants to pay you, but if he does pay you he shorts his guys like God short him on height.
A man that never wants to pay you, but if he does pay you he shorts his guys like God short him on height.
Worker 1: Hey you here about the bosses ex wife?
Worker 2: Nope
Worker 1: He came home one night to catch her in a hot tub with a women.
Worker 2: He didnt join in?
Worker 1: No he stormed out scared and divorced her.
Worker 3: Fucking roof nugget.
Worker 2: Nope
Worker 1: He came home one night to catch her in a hot tub with a women.
Worker 2: He didnt join in?
Worker 1: No he stormed out scared and divorced her.
Worker 3: Fucking roof nugget.
by Dj Polygraph March 11, 2017