retardedness

the act of being retarded

Haley was showing her retardedness when she fell down the stairs on a cruis.

by Haley Marie P. July 15, 2007

Retarded T-rex

A T-rex whose intelligence is far below that of a normal T-rex. They are known for random flailings as a means of attack, but should be considered harmless, for they will more than like trip in their attack run.

Jesse Slade

by Dexter February 18, 2004

anal-retarded

when one's ass becomes so numb they can't feel it from sitting for such a long time (such as in a chair)

After being in my seat for two hours during the math final, I was anal-retarded by the time I was done with my exam.

by Daniel867 May 8, 2008

Lyrically Retarded

New generation rap music.

lil pump ,lil yachty ,lil uzi vert are Lyrically Retarded

by evabmac October 6, 2017

Retarded

going back to a German restaurant the day after you recover from symptoms of food poisoning said German restaurant gave you.

Leo is retarded. He is going back for more punishment.

by fuzee420bunny February 24, 2015

retard haircut

Bowl like haircut sported by the mentally handicapped that makes their forehead look even bigger than normal. Similar to the haircut that figure skater Dorothy Hamill had back in the day.

Jimmy, stop wearing those retard haircuts and grow your hair out!!

by xzybit May 18, 2005

WICKED RETAHDED

this phrase contains two words:
1. Wicked- Very
2. Retarded- Stupid
Therefore it means very stupid

O MAN SULLY you're wicked retahded

by MARKY MARK March 19, 2005