road muffin

1. When you are stuck in traffic and you take a shit in a cup and stash it under your seat.

2. A ho you bring on a long road trip.

"Damn i left a road muffin in my car and now it smells like shit!"

"Jenny's my road muffin, she gave me head all the way to Denver."

by Gorman 1st floor May 16, 2008

road fuck

When you fuck your boyfriend while he's driving.

Bipin was depressed and horny so Ishita road fucked him while he drove to cheer him up.

by road hand December 18, 2011

road beer

noun.- an alcoholic beverage made by brewing and fermentation from cereals, usually malted barley, and flavored with hops and the like for a slightly bitter taste... TO GO.

"If we're gonna leave, I'm gonna grab some road beers for the walk back."

Fogell: Hell yeah we should get some road beers! -Super Bad

by Rashaad Ingram April 20, 2008

Road Rash

The red, raw area around your mouth that comes from making out with someone who has lots of facial hair. Some people consider it to be a badge of honor. It's been acknowledged in some scientific communities that Road Rash was once a sign of nobility.

Cheryl: Kenneth gave me some serious Road Rash last night. It feels like his beard peeled 25 layers of skin off of my face. Awwwww'right.

by BAJohnstonIsMyWeekendDad January 4, 2011

Road Apple

A computer device with an embedded Trojan Horse left in a conspicuous location.

Sheila thought she found a missing disk labeled "payroll data" on the bathroom floor of her company. When she put it in her computer, it launched a Trojan and compromised her computer. She just bit a Road Apple.

by Lexlex69 August 15, 2008

ROAD SODA

Grabbing a fresh beer out of the fridge for the ride to the bar, mountain,ect.

ME-Everybody load up,got everything,anybody want a road soda?

Everybody-you better believe it!

by bobby29 March 25, 2008

Road Goat

A woman who is 35+ years old. Typically spends a lot of time in bars. Looks like she has been rode hard and put away wet. May also have saggy boobs due to age and use.

I came home and found my boyfriend in bed with some old road goat. I had to kick her drunk ass to the curb.

by Dillpickel August 16, 2014