Prophylactic Shock

When the use of a condom caused your penis to go limp because of their inhibiting and desensitizing nature.

Yo I was crushin this phat dime last week when all the sudden prophylactic shock set in. She told all her friends and now I can't even pay a girl to go out with me.

by Gunnat Nation December 5, 2010

props

giving proper respect to an individual or group

You can circular breathe? Props to you!

by Bungalow Bill November 18, 2001

proper crimbo

a good christmas

ave a proper bo crimbo!!

by lewis December 19, 2003

proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

Proposition 19

Legal weed. You mad anti-drug fags?

Proposition 19 allows me to smoke whenever where I want. If you voted no to Proposition 19 you're a bitch ass nigga.

by Roc18 November 2, 2010

proprietary software

Something said to be evil, yet nobody knows why.

Software developed by Microsoft is proprietary software, so it's evil.

by Ferreira April 3, 2009

Working Man's Wedding Proposal

Occurs when a woman presents a man with a positive pregnancy test, and shortly thereafter, they are married. The wedding is usually performed without fanfare at a courthouse or VFW/Bingo hall by a justice of the peace.

Man 1: What's wrong?
Man 2: The girlfriend gave me a Working Man's Wedding Proposal last night. I gotta meet her at the courthouse during my lunch break today.
Man 1: Damn, that sucks.

by Poor Woobie March 12, 2008