pretard

The moment just before you become a full blown retard.

When you thought that thought, you became a pretard. Thus becoming a postard.

by Kitkatlady August 27, 2014

premacheer ejaculation

noun: a loud cheer ejaculated loudly and involuntarily during a sporting event when one thinks his or her team gained some ground, when it really was a play that favored the other team.

Sitting in the Brazil section of the futbol staduim, Jose emitted a premacheer ejaculation thinking his team's goalie had made the save, when the ball had actually rolled in. The other Brazil fans beat him up for his mistake.

by das.sprache.meister March 27, 2015

Pretard

Somebody who is retarded, but had not yet been medically diagnosed

We always knew something was wrong with Alec, turns out he was just pretarded.

by FlatZ April 10, 2015

premature evacuation

When everyone leaves the stadium at half time because their team is losing so badly. Especially effective term if the losing team makes a huge come-back and wins. Can also be used to refer to leaving a party or concert early just because it doesn't meet your initial expectations then hearing the next morning that it turned out great.

The newspaper reported a substantial premature evacuation in the third quarter, which despite the Bulls' turnaround for a stunning last-minute win, was hard on the team's morale.

by GigiPDX December 29, 2014

Premature Mopifacation

using a mop that is still dirty from the last time you used it

PREMATURE MOPIFACATION

by DaHelpfulUnic0rn June 17, 2015

Prectal

Being a prick and an ass at the same time.

I've never met her and she's mean to me! She's prectal.

by Izzums October 19, 2015

Premature Evacuation

When people exit a building due to a drill or practice, however no actually emergency is occuring.

For the fire drill the students and staff did a premature evacuation of the school.

by CamIsCoolerThanTori October 26, 2015