Jon Paul

Of English origin; Jon meaning "God," Paul meaning"humble." Gives definition to the saying "The way a man treats his mother is how he will treat his wife." Jon Paul is a "momma's boy." Jon Paul's are hard working and usually work with their hands. They are very meticulous. If you befriend and earn a Jon Paul's trust, you will never be alone. Jon Paul's are very loyal friends. At first sight, a Jon Paul may strike you as intimidating, but don't be fooled by his strong persona. Although he has a very strong work ethic, on spare time a party is not complete without him. Jon Paul's can usually pursue any woman he desires purely because of his extremely strong sex appeal. He is not easily
satisfied, and typically keeps in search of something more in a significant other. He is amazing in bed.

loyal sexy determined articulate You have to join us for dinner tonight, Jon Paul is coming.

by behindthename October 14, 2013

Paul

To Paul: To call any ten digits, and demand to speak to Paul, regardless of organization or institution. It should be noted that even when one finds out that Paul is indeed NOT present at this location, you should continue your pursuit of him as though the person you are speaking to is lying and trying to intentionally deceive you. Paul is a name chosen for commonality, and the odd chance that one may in fact encounter a Paul; in this instance one begins carrying out a conversation as if they are old friends, while avoiding detailing where you might have met. Alternative names might include: Joe, Pete, Voltron, etc.

[phone]

the Caller: Hey, this is Jim, is Paul there?

the Called: This is the greater Vancouver Zoo, I think you may have the wrong number.

the Caller: No no, I know. But could you put Paul on, it'll take like three secs.

by PapaMcBoneDeath June 25, 2009

Ron Paul

He's not going to win an election.
So in 2012, don't vote for him.
Becuase if you do, you'll be supporting Palin, and nobody wants that.

"Ron Paul-2012!"
"He can't win, don't jizz yourself"

by wambulance May 29, 2009

Jake Paulers

Little fuckers who watch Jake Paul}

Did you see those Jake Paulers with his merch?Those little Fuckers..

by frivfriv October 8, 2017

pauley

fucking awesome. the best...ever. sexy

that guy is so pauley

by brendan p. May 30, 2008

Jake Paul

An inbred scumbag who makes money off autistic five year olds.He is the most cancerous and cringiest YouTuber to have ever exist.

I was thinking about killing myself and then I discovered Jake Paul...Now I'm definitely going to kill myself!

by Crippleddwarf 69 August 17, 2017

Ron Paul

A batshit insane politician who presents himself as Libertarian fringe candidate, but in reality is no different than your average Conservative-Republican. Claims to be a champion of personal liberty when he has voiced opposition to gay rights and separation of church and state and has come out as rather hostile towards immigrants, minorities and pretty much anyone who isn't white. People who support him are mostly college kids and young adults who jumped on the bandwagon when they heard he wants to legalize drugs or ex-republicans who still wanted to hate the left and the government.

If you support Ron Paul, I urge you to read a little more about him, and think for yourself if he's truly that great. I'm not saying don't support him, I myself actually agree with him on some issues, but don't just join a political movement just because it's becoming this cool new thing to do.

by GaaraoftheDamned December 19, 2013