Ploner

a mixture between a Plonker and a loner

Ali is such a ploner

by Lucy, Ali, Stefan February 8, 2008

Stomach Poker

A stupid slut with a HUGE nose.

Which means, she pokes your stomach while giving dome.

"Hey look at the beak on that chick"
"Yea shes a real Stomach Poker"

by That douchebag in the corner May 26, 2009

El Poderoso

The All Mighty, most powerfull, perfect, King Midas, Mighty Mike, Brickell Boy, Kingpin, God.

El Poderoso is El Poderoso for he has defied death so that all can live. he who believes in him will not parrish but will live forever.. "enter into my courts with praise. Give thanks unto me and bless my name for i am good my mercy is everlasting and my truth shall endure thru all generations".. EL PODEROSO WA

by officer NWO March 8, 2008

poker

A game people play useally for money, its a game you play with a deck of 52 cards.

Wont to play some poker

by langster lang June 3, 2008

Phoner

When the fabric of ones pants bunches up in the crotch area creating the illusion of a massive phony boner.

Hey pal, are you just happy to see me, or are you sporting a phoner.

by Brian Cullinan September 20, 2005

Titty Rubbing Gash Poker

TRGP
Titty Rubbing Gash Poker

You call somone on the phone and there line is engaged you'd say.
"Jesus fuck, Titty Rubbing Gash Poker"
or
Friend 1: "You manage to get through to them?"
Friend 2: "Nah man, Titty Rubbing Gash Poker"

by jiz master zer0 February 27, 2008

poker

a small piece of shit that pokes your asshole.

i need to find some facilities!!! i got a poker.

by mazimaz June 30, 2008