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Performance anxiety

When one attempts to go to the washroom in a public place, but cant because there is to many people in the room.
person1= ok ready to go

person2= no we need to find another washroom i got a bad case of performance anxiety in that one.
by SidneyShaaw April 30, 2009
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percocet

a term used when molly got that mask on with big foreigns
Damn man Future got that Percocet
by $NOWKONDR May 25, 2021
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manses period

when a man has a hemorrhoid burst requiring the use of a feminine napkin to staunch the bloodflow.
I stole one of my girlfriend's pads for my manses period.
...or...
Carrying 30 sheets of drywall up a flight of stairs brought on my manses period
by squibble d squabble November 18, 2006
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perforation

1. when a male subjects his penis into a women, or mans colon, and appylies so much force that he penetrates the stomach. The penis must be of great size. This often can result in critical injury or most likely death.

2. The ultimate ownage.
Dude, frankie got perforation of the colon when he had the horse fuck him anally.
Dude then franky got owned!
by Josh Rivera June 11, 2006
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Period’t

The dumb shit some master splinter in training ass bitch came up with just to sound sophisticated
Yes bitch, that’s my left hand period’t, that’s my bestie period’t, that’s my big toe period’t, Your edges are laidttt period’t, I’m a dumb bitch that use this word in every sentence...PERIDOD’t
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angry period monster

A female who is currently undergoing PMS, or her menstrual cycle.

An angry period monster, or APM, often exhibits the following characteristics, including, not but limited to, violent mood swings, irrational behavior, frequent irritating text message sending, being annoying, ruining your day, destroying your concentration before a test, and just being an overall bitch.

Also called angry menstruating monsters, or AMM's (pronounced "AY-DOUBLE M").
A typical text message conversation between a male and an angry period monster:

(9:43 AM) APM: can't wait to see you this fridayy!
(9:45 AM) Guy: yeah, can't wait
(9:46 AM) APM: you know what, fuck you. you're a fucking asshole.

...

(9:48 AM) APM: wtf is your problem asshole??
(9:51 AM) APM: you know what? im just done. bye.
(9:54 AM) APM: are you fucking kidding me? what the fuck is your problem?
by big tall giraffe March 4, 2011
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Redneck Period

Third tri-mester abortion.
Becky was gettin' towards her due date, but she got her redneck period just in time.
by Dustin Michael Earl November 28, 2009
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