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pardon my French

An apology for using profanity (and casual national insult).
Fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck. Pardon my French.
by george December 1, 2003
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personal space invader

some one who has no sense of personal space and sticks their stupid face really close to yo whilst talking, even though you may not know them very well.
chap 1) met the new guy, dude?
dude 1) yeah, bit of a personal space invader, huh? all leaning in and breathing on me. Freak.
by Beat-shaman May 5, 2006
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Crusty Person

A person that doesn't wash or someone that is socially crusty. Imagine a middle school boy that hasn't washed his hair since he was born. However, Someone that does wash can still be crusty. For instance, if they have a general disregard for social interaction you may get a feeling of crust coming from their personality. Therefore a crusty person can be physically crusty or mentally crusty. Crust is something that is foul and makes you frown. Just as an unhygienic pre-teen with crocks, a Hawaiian short sleeve button down and greasy hair makes someone frown.
Hey man did you see that guy?
Yeah man he was so crusty. He was a crusty person
Yeah man that guy was so crusty. Lets leave.
by Logany bogan June 7, 2014
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online persona

The mask you wear on social media sites, that reveals nothing, and hides everything real.
Yo... really... you are possessed by that lame online persona that you have fabricated. Get real bro, you bore to death.
by rperazag June 29, 2010
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schizotypal personality

a personality disorder with a schizophrenic flavor. It differs from the similarly named "schizoid personality" in that schizotypes want to socialize but have social phobia, wheras schizoids are content to be alone.

Also schizotypes have more strange symptoms than schizoids; for example Ideas of reference, magical thinking, bizarre fantasies or preoccupations.

So in a way schizotypal is sort of like a mild version of Schizophrenia
Eeyore seems to have a schizotypal personality. Today he didn't feel very sociable so he was sitting at home listening to Dylan, and dylan was singing about his life, Cobain does that too.

Then he did some research on the idea that school is the Great Whore of Babylon. Well he knows it is not the actual whore yet, but the similarities are interesting. (They both make some people rich and nearly everybody stupid)

"For all the nations have drunk the maddening wine of her adulteries. The kings of the earth committed adultery with her, and the merchants of the earth grew rich from her excessive luxuries." (Rev. 18:3)

"For her merchants were the great men of the earth." (Rev. 18:23) - Rockefellers ect.

btw, eeyore realizes the idea that school is actually satan's whore is far-fetched, but the idea that it makes you stupid is far from far-fetched, check the link below

johntaylorgatto.com/index.htm
by eeyore July 28, 2012
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Your person

Your person is your best friend and so much more. You connect with them in so many different levels and when you aren’t around them for an extended period of time you feel lost and empty. You can trust them with everything and you know they will love you no matter what. This person in generally not your boyfriend or girlfriend but they are your best friend. You feel a sense of joy and happiness when ur around them and they always make you smile. You can’t be near them and not be happy and if your aren’t happy while your near them they will always cheer you up. Keep this person close to you and never let go of what you have
Person 1: why are they so happy
Person 2: because they found their person
Person 1: what’s “their person”
Person 2: their world
Person 1: wow I want that

Person 2: you will find your person
by Lollipop moment October 20, 2019
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Tall person

a person who will constantly tell anyone shorter than them that they are short. The anti-step-stool user and a total dick
Person 1 - hey could you get that for me
Tall person - omg you can’t reach it you’re so short Jesus you’re practically a midget. Bro get some inches on them legs you’re so short on god bro.
by I thought this name was taken December 25, 2019
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