Paint the town brown

When your going out on the town and you know its gonna be a shit show.

"Fuck man we sure are gonna paint the town brown tonight".

by peteypablo204 December 4, 2009

paintball sniper

non existant person who thinks they can snipe out people with a paintball gun that cost alot more than it should have. a paintball gun will never be a sniper due to all the conditions that take effect into the way the ball travels and how accurate it is such as air moisture pressure going into the gun and temperature

dude did that paintball sniper shoot you?

whats a paintball sniper?

i have no idea i heard someone say it on the field so i thought id sound intelligent if i mentioned it.

by punx 4 lyfe July 5, 2006

Finger Painting

v; To finger a girl, and then proceed to spread the juices on her body, preferably face, so that you can make some kinky work of art.

mike, acon, rich

Dude, i totally gave my girlfriend a finger painting last night!
Really? What'd you draw?
I put a sunshine on her face and then she blew me.
Thats what i call art appreciation.

by novalax715 December 25, 2008

Pant's

A piece of clothing that covers up the ass leg's and crotch

Brandon : Wow Kiersten you have such a nice ass!
Kiersten : Thanks would you like to touch it?
Brandon : Uh Yeah! But your Pant's seem to be covering it up!
Kiersten : Oh silly me let me take them off!
Brandon : Mmmmm! Your ass is so firm!
Kiersten : Thanks I work out!
Brandon : And you have a nice pussy as well!
Kiersten : Would you like to touch it?
Brandon : Uh Yeah! But your thong is covering it up!
Kiersten : Oh Brandon let me take it off!
Brandon : Uhhh! Uhhh! Ahhhh! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : Oh wow I made Brandon cum in his Pant's!
Kaylee : Kiersten put your Pant's back on!

by SlopNChop January 11, 2018

Fence Painting

When a male pleases a woman orally starting from one hole and going to the other and repeat as necessary.

When a hot lady walks by a guy might say, MMMMM Yea ... I would love to paint her fence. Or he might say, I would paint her fence for free.

So ladies feel free to ask your men to show you there Fence Painting technique.

by Worms and Hispandican March 24, 2008

African War Paint

When a guy doesn't wipe his butt for a very long time, then has his gf / wife lick in between his crack causing her nose and cheeks to have brown streaks similar to African War Paint

Yeah man my wife licked my ass last night.. looked like she had on african war paint afterwards

by xx Senor Bivins xx March 9, 2010

College Works Painters

Misleading
Scam

These people have spent hundreds of thousands of dollars filling the internet with LIES. They speak at schools, post ads on Craigslist, and I honestly think these people are brainwashed in to believing their own lies.

Tell motivated college students that they will make tons of money over the summer and convince them to rush in to signing contracts and selling innocent homeowners a crappy paint job.

You end up investing your own money in an internship. BIG RED FLAG. This money goes to rich CEO's.

Go read REAL testimonies of people who's college lives were ruined by this SCAM.
A lie that will make you lose money.

They ask you hypnotizing questions like,

We are interviewing 50 people today. (LIE) Does College Works Painters sound like a competitive job that you would be interested in?

We are a company that has lasted 17 years, does that sound successful?

We want to you to sign this contract to ensure your business promotion. Does that sound productive.

by Victim0fSCAMz March 17, 2010