By default, a prison laptop has no operating system, no USB ports, and an unhelpful BIOS that auto-resets itself whenever the power is cut, making it extra difficult to flash a new BIOS over. You will also be presented with a locked password screen on boot. The laptop itself does look kind of nice, though— if you're a fan of transparent plastic shells for your electronics.
by sarbathory February 25, 2024
Get the prison laptop mug.An extreme version of being petty; to the point of institutionalized tribalism with conceited intentions.
The Karen on the first floor watches out of her window when she sees me get in my car to leave, then will move her car into the spot I was in, just to be petty -- come to think of it, that's Prison Petty.
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"Prison port" refers to the anal canal, penetrated during sexual activity by inmates serving time in prison. "Port" is used because inserting the penis into the anal canal is similar to inserting a headphone jack, USB connector, or some other data access interface into the port of a computer.
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Get the prison port mug."Prison port" refers to the anal canal, penetrated during sexual activity by inmates serving time in prison. "Port" is used because inserting the penis into the anal canal is similar to inserting a headphone jack, USB connector, or some other data access interface into the port of a computer.
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Mikayla: Just hide it in your prison hole.
Mikey: I hide stuff in my prison hole all the time.
Mikayla: Just hide it in your prison hole.
Mikey: I hide stuff in my prison hole all the time.
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Get the Prison Hole mug.Permanently implanting marbles or like objects +not all are round) in a mans 'member' for his bf's pleasure during a stent in prison
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