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simp pimp

A Simp Pimp, is someone who shamelessly accepts money, gifts, and favors from others who hold them in high regard. A Simp Pimp may have a small or large group of individuals who continuously shower them with valuables, gifts, money etc in hopes that the simp pimp will notice them, spend time with them, or sleep with them etc.

Much like a pimp extracts money from prostitutes, a simp pimp expects money from simps. It is a self aggrandizing term for people who openly abuse the generosity and kindness of "simps".

The simp pimp may acknowledge or give small rewards to the simps occasionally to lead them on, but will never actualize any meaningful relationship with a simp. Any simp who gains momentary acknowledgment through excessive gift giving is referred to as the "bottom bitch simp".

Common examples of simp pimps include: E-girls, cam-girls, strippers, and other sexy ladies who "get dummies for they money".
Nikki: Holy hell Megan, where'd you get all this money and fancy stuff?

Megan: My army of simps keeps giving me lots of valuable shit and doin favors for me, hoping that I give it up to them. I might if I feel like it, but I dunno, I'm waiting to see who my bottom bitch simp is.

Nikki: Damn Megan you're a savage AND a simp pimp!
by IrisGreene June 13, 2020
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Pimp Queen

A person who dresses in a ridiculously flamboyant and obnoxious way. As in tacky and obnoxious- similar to a pimp- and flamboyant and "fabulous"- similar to a queen or "flaming homosexual." This term usually applies to metrosexual or fashion-inept men.
"Jesus Christ, Rudy. When are you gonna realize that you're gay? It's one thing to wear Banana-Republic-Daisy-Duke Shorts... Now you're rolling into battle with a goddamn chicken suit and J-Lo glasses? You dress like a pimp queen."

"I don't dress like no goddamn pimp queen. I wear clothes that are body conscious."
Pimp, Queen, Flamer
by GenerationKilla May 28, 2011
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e pimping

Walsh was epimping on myspace with obese middle aged men.
by Un Hump August 25, 2005
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Gay Pimp

Jonny McGovern, podcast host, singer, dancer, extraordinaire. Member of the house of sparkle magic.
Have you seen the new Gay Pimp video "don't fall in love with a homo"?
by SassyMonkey October 17, 2008
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pimp juice

Originating with Nelly's hit song off Nellyville, Pimp Juice is anything that attracts the opposite sex. It was not ment to define anything else.
"Now your Pimp Juice is anyting that attracts the opposite sex, it can be money, fame, or straight intellect."

-Nelly
Pimp Juice
by Fat Moe August 3, 2005
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Pimp Goggles

Glasses that are better then other glasses in every way possible

Glasses that make ones appearance stunning
There has only been one reported pair of Pimp Goggles
by theycallmethebignunpie August 19, 2009
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pimp easy

one who is well spoken when it comes to women, a pimp who makes it look easy, like Marc Ward
what up pimp easy, how many chicks you bag up today
by chucky6 November 12, 2003
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