penis

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1) wow man thats a schniezer u got there
2) You have a nice, how u say, wowaweewa!
3) Ahh, ya, stick that wammy in me!
4) Man, I wanna be black and have a huge schlong like them
5) My penis is better then yours.

by Mourad March 22, 2007

Penis

a male organ of copulation that in male mammals including humans usually functions as the channel by which urine leaves the body

Justin Moore loves the penis.

by Anonymous June 28, 2006

penis

huge erect system that loves the twatt

big and nasty kunt

by penis master August 31, 2003

penis

Slang word for dick, sometimes used by doctors and scientists.

Does anyone really call it a "penis", apart from doctors and scientists?

by Andy April 27, 2004

penis

A tightly packer blunt.

i have the biggest craving for a penis

by ryan April 5, 2004

penis

Come on, man. If you need a definition for "Penis", you've got serious issues.

Go get a penis you hermaphradite.

by Fiyinite7 December 12, 2007

penis

your thingy

penis <3 vagina

by Anonymous August 27, 2003