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eighty-five percenter

An individual who always ( or almost always ) eats only eighty-five percent of what most people would eat in each meal, in order to enjoy an easier and better digestion, not feel stuffed and continue feeling somewhat light, enjoy a perfect ( thus easy ) bowel movement the next day, and stay healthy, happy, and young.
30-years ago, Bonnie told me about remembering to only eat eighty-five percent of each meal. Now I do that about ninety-seven percent of the time. That makes me an eighty-five percenter.

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Thirty-years ago, Bonnie told me about remembering to only eat eighty-five percent of each meal. Now I do that about ninety-seven percent of the time. That makes me an eighty-five percenter.
by but for October 12, 2018
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One hundo percento

A saying to depict enthusiastic agreement, but without looking excessive. The academic equivalent of "mood"
"Brain couldn't work out how to open phone"
"Brain needs phone-unable-to-open moments to balance out assessment moments"
"One hundo percento"
by Nikaf! May 2, 2021
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Middle School Percussionist

Sitting in a corner in the music room crying about your depression until you need to stand up to play hotcross buns before sitting back down and resuming, only pausing when your friend who plays the baritone gets their finger stuck in it and goes to play the bass drum.
by GamerOfStrategy November 3, 2021
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Artificial Sensory Perception

Artificial Sensory Perception (ASP): the ability of an artificial intelligence system to perceive and respond to sensory input from its environment.
The robot was programmed with artificial sensory perception, allowing it to detect changes in temperature and react accordingly.
by Phieyl January 30, 2023
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perching

The act of placing your bare junk (usually male) onto the person sitting directly in front of you during class in the fashion a bird would perch onto a tree branch.
Guy 1: Yo dude, today I just lost it and started perching up on this d-bag who had been annoying me all semester.

Guy 2: Gross man.
by mmalone July 13, 2009
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percy

Noun: Something that is yours; just for you.

Verb: To claim something as your own.
Example 1: "This is my percy umbrella"

Example 2: "I'm going to percy that pizza."
by Doktorfunk October 14, 2006
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percussionists

You stupid percussionists, stop touching my ass
by bchicks March 14, 2003
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