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Bus massage

The massage you get from the tall person behind you on the bus who digs their knees into the back of your chair.
"Got a really nice bus massage today from the guy sitting behind me. The best part it only cost the $3 bus fare."
by Spamalot1239 September 7, 2017
mugGet the Bus massagemug.

Lesbian bus

A bus that caters exclusively to lesbians, especially those heading to the slut gym.
Meg wanted to take the bus tonight, but the only one running was the lesbian bus and she wasn't wearing her slut gym attire.
by Ptits September 2, 2013
mugGet the Lesbian busmug.

Meat Bus

Gosh he rammed me last night with his meat bus.
by herpderp3333 September 18, 2021
mugGet the Meat Busmug.

Bus Nazi

That one old lady who always tells you to park your car somewhere else because the bus is going to park there, even though you're fifty meters away from said spot.
Adam: Hey John, what is that old lady doing there?

John: Ahh shit park somewhere else! She's the bus nazi

Adam: The what?

John: THE BUS NAZI!
by TheNicknameClub February 24, 2017
mugGet the Bus Nazimug.

hack bus

1: A very large carriage, motorcar, or other 4 wheel vehicle, capable of carrying more than 8 people.

Derived from hack --> carriage + Bus. Circa 1946, US.

2: The firing of a new writer.
Doroth Parker: "Go take the hack bus but don't bus my papers."

3: A server hub for maliscious programming.
Walton wanted to show us his country estate, so we jumped in his hack bus, but the fool suffered from so much HUMAS that he couldn't remember exactly where his mansion was.
by Nco November 23, 2003
mugGet the hack busmug.

shuttle bus

When the middle person in a spit roast provides the necessary motion or is jostled back and forward.
Also an ozbargain inside joke.
Is this a free shuttle bus or a free “shuttle bus”?
by Peter Peterson Petersen August 31, 2018
mugGet the shuttle busmug.

Bus-fire

Something that your 64-year-old husband says when you contradict him.
You- are so.. Bus-fire!
by King Adrian II May 7, 2023
mugGet the Bus-firemug.

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