Rocky Mountain Oysters

So you' re doing a few lines of peruvian flake, bolivian baking soda, cuban cocaine, which still just cocaine, and you frantically reach for a tissue, blow your nose and half the 8ball is gleaming back at you from inside the biological weapon of snot you just produced....well congratulations, you hold in your hand some grade - A - Rocky Mountain Oyster

'alright bro, gonna whip up a quick batch of rocky mountain oysters in your bathroom sink, and then lets finish this ball. I'n Dr. Rockzo and I love, c-c-cocaine.'
I'm

by acidhead420 September 13, 2023

.9.Swatsikas And Oysters.9.

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by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 30, 2025

osterlocious

a step-dads word for confusing his stepkids.

when his stepkids are being bad, he says, "stop being so osterlocious!!"

by bobslave July 11, 2010

Oesterling

Oesterlings are a tight knit clan of caring people. They hail from the continent of Europe. Oesterlings are hard working folk that have strong values.

Kid: Dad, I got an A on my test!
Father: Wow, you're working like an Oesterling!

by MATTCLARY April 28, 2011

Osterduce

Osterducing: The act of ripping of one's genitalia with the use of sharp-barbed tentacles which erupt from one's vagina in a myriad of numbers. Generally the osterducing occurs whenever an adolescent participates in tom foolery and shameful shenanigans. During the excruciating process, some have been known to reach sexual orgasm, blood and semine, among other fluids, dripping from their ripped nethers. Though the supreme court has not technically classified this action as rape, they have classified osterducing as assault and battery. The penalty for osterducing is 3 months in an asylum and 12 months of rehabilitation for the victim. The one who committed the osterducing is protected by the DIO act. (Diplomatic Immunity for Osterducers). Though protestors continually riot over this almost seemingly incredulous act, the supreme court judges refuse to re-examine this case. In an almost poetic sense of the word, they call osterducing a quiet form of vigilante justice to "Shameful Youngsters."

Some of the signs and systems of osterducing are:
1. Screaming while clutching their genitals.

2. Blood and semine dripping on the floor from the ceiling.
3. Frantic cries of: "This is not rape technically but it hurts like a Bitch!"
4. An adult individual with tentacles emerging from their nethers.
5. Suction cup marks on the victims body and or scrotum.

If you know anyone who has been osterduced or is currently being osterduced right now, please call this hotline:

1800-PLZ-HELP

Johnny went around egging elderly neighbor's houses and one of them osterduced him. He doesn't come out of his home or speak anymore. He only screams when someone mentions tentacle hentai.

by Goobypls November 6, 2012

Osterbacking

The act of going too far with something. Usually in a homosexual or awkward sense.

Friend 1: "Yo I'm tryna get this bitch to suck my dick tho !"

Friend 2: "Haha yee I'm boutta hit up Palmela tongiht tho ya feel"

Osterbacker: "I'll just have Grant do that for me!"

......

Everyone at the same time: "Too far Ryan.. always Osterbacking"

by DatAintBigG October 6, 2013

Ohster

Ohster is a MLG Killer whale with no aids and ebola and is english and polish

my ohster died

by Ohster296126 January 10, 2017