Jerry: "Hey buddy, lay down here until those pain killers wear off."
William: "Not on the white couch ! My wife wouldn't like that."
William: "Not on the white couch ! My wife wouldn't like that."
by Margin Monkey #1 March 17, 2011
Get the white couchmug. Hey mate, how about some soccer today?
Sorry but I can't. The couch gravity takes hold of me, it is too strong. perhaps another day.
Sorry but I can't. The couch gravity takes hold of me, it is too strong. perhaps another day.
by fierle franz May 1, 2010
Get the couch gravitymug. A phrase used when you turned autocorrect off last week because of its sexual mishaps and while texting your black friend about your new big couches you accidentally type the word nig instead of big. Because autocorrect is off, it didn't fix the mistake. It makes you go into a fist of rage while you yell at your phone for being a racist ass while you anticipate your black friend to either laugh or get angry.
by NastyDelicious May 27, 2014
Get the Nig couchesmug. aka couch surfing, bum ride, pulling a Henry Miller, relying on the kindness of strangers. A couch tour is a method of obtaining free room and board by which a person, often referred to as a couch surfer, freeloader, or house spook, overstays his welcome at a succession of homes, often mistakenly believing that his nonexistent charm earns him this right.
Brad maintains that he was the third roommate at the green house on Clifton, but Brian and Ali say he was simply doing a couch tour.
by T March 15, 2005
Get the couch tourmug. by jane sadwoman February 11, 2010
Get the Couch Burnmug. by bob September 1, 2006
Get the couch niggermug. A couch that has the ability to cause a women to act whorish when sat on. -A most valuable piece of furniture-
by poopy tacito September 3, 2009
Get the Whore Couchmug.