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Norris

Norris – Slang for female ejaculation, squirting so powerful it feels like someone just smashed a Guinness World Record in your bedroom. Named after Norris McWhirter, the legendary record-keeper, because when a girl hits a Norris, it is basically a world-class water show. Think fire hose meets Niagara Falls with bonus applause.
Mate, she didn’t just squirt… she went full Norris and turned my bed into a swamp.
by Ooooo17 August 16, 2025
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Norris

This happens when a confrē / friend owes you money And gets a roundhouse kick str8 to the face in places like target, or wal- mart, because you caught their ass spending the money that they owed you on his or her own shit...
I saw that asshole Larry at Wal- wart yesterday and gave him a Norris so hard, that knocked some since back in him
by Guppy0420 January 12, 2022
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Norries

Kellie : Thanks for helping me out around the house

Dave : Norries
by B3lc43r October 27, 2024
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Chatting Norris

No way he’s 6ft 4 he’s chatting norris
by Norris chatter May 4, 2023
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Sam Norris

My smoke alarm has been very Sam Norris today
by BarnacleBear June 6, 2022
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Norris

Noun: Fly Spray, pump action water pistol

Obsol. Cockney rhyming slang from Norris McWhirter (off of The Guinness Book of Records), to rhyme with 'squirter'
Where's the Norris? That steak's getting on my tits
by SirC-n October 8, 2020
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Logan Rhet Norris

Fat ass mother fucking jelly roll with a capital "J" having ass killing pp skin sucking licking gay ass bitch with no mf friends who is overLOADED with ice cream and pizza rolls and fucking haters heretical aesthetic etiquette details ripple affect jelly rolls with a capital "J" sound having pp tickling ass hole. GAY
by LittleGayyPPfucker December 7, 2019
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