going to New Jersey

Any sexual act involving honey.

Much like going to the state of New Jersey, it sounds like an okay idea ... but in reality it's unpleasant, time-consuming to clean up, and will give you a yeast infection if you're not careful.

"How do you feeling about going to New Jersey?
"No thanks. Bob and I went to New Jersey two weeks ago and my skin *still* feels sticky."

going to New Jersey by real brooklyn March 26, 2017

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Cherry Hill, New Jersey

Cherry Hill, New Jersey is a town in Camden County. Note that yet the kids are 15 minutes away from Camden, they think they are from there. There are different groups of kids, the Japs who where $300 coats and only nike clothes, the middle class white kids who think that the Japs are snobby when they are halfway there despite that fact that every jew lives in Woodcrest or Short Hills. All the other kids are try to be blacks who are either wealthy black kids or somewhat poor kids who think they are in Camden. The others are white kids who say the N word to other white kids and listen to 3 year old rap songs. Then there are the causally kids and junkies. But don’t even get started with the parents. The starbucks loving assholes who always ask to speak with the manger and would pay to get their dog a massage. All and all it pays to spend unbelievable taxes and still have crappy schools where there are record breaking HIB reports. So if you wanna die snobby, broke and fake asf, come on down to Cherry Hill, you couldn’t live a better place.

Omg i hate Cherry Hill, New Jersey and the Japs and queers.

Cherry Hill, New Jersey by Hello Mom February 20, 2018

Patterson New Jersey

A nicely developed city in New Jersey and the the greatest f'n city in New Jersey

Yo, Patterson New Jersey is the shit man!

Patterson New Jersey by The Jersey Boy January 13, 2011

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Buttfuck, New Jersey

adj. While not as far away as Buttfuck Nowhere, this term is used when you have no idea where you are located currently, but have a general sense of where you're, somewhat, at. This is normally used when describing your location in a text, or as a witty comment. Synonym for "Middle of Nowhere", although it can also be interchanged with "Hell".

Nig-nog #1: Where did that pig want us to go again, niBBA?

Niglet: Man, IDK, probably Buttfuck, New Jersey...

Buttfuck, New Jersey by Suicidal Youtuber #43 March 11, 2018