Fucking the Monkey

To take control of a situation in an assertive way

So an executive walks into an office filled with his subordinates who are screwing around. He asks "who the hell is fucking the monkey in here?"

by Lord Chesterfield January 21, 2009

Liquid Monkey

The Liquid Monkey was a bar located at 105 Murray street. It housed many all ages punk shows in the late 1990s. Sound system was kind of crappy, and the place itself was dirty and shabby looking on the second floor. Despite all that, my Liquid Monkey memories are happy ones.

Sadly, the Liquid Monkey is now defunct. 105 Murray street is now an empty building, which is moe, very moe.

by Agent Chainsawlady February 27, 2004

Sub-Monkey

Noun: Sub-Monkey

Derogatory term - Someone with a lower evolutionary status and mental capacity than a monkey.

Commonly used within the sentence "you knuckle dragging sub-monkey".

by Drew Smith1 February 17, 2009

Ladies Monkey

Vaginal hair gone bananas.

Cor look at that "ladies monkey" it looks like king kongs clunge

by compuchimpuk March 28, 2009

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by funny monkey gif October 23, 2020

monkey fuckers

A military excersize. Done by grabbing your ankles and squating over and over again.

Well wut the fuck ru waiting for get down and give me some Monkey fucker!

by Krytpo January 23, 2004

Monkey Cuddle

When a person who has the habitus of a monkey hugs you in bed and wraps their tail (i.e. free leg) around you. Very warming, like an electric blanket.

On cold nights, my boo monkey cuddles me, and I feel toasty and horny.

by PoopsdellaOops February 17, 2009