MILF

Mother I'd Like to Fuck

A middle-aged woman who's young adult children's friends want to fuck. Typically blonde and buxom.

Note: a recent trend has developed in which any female with a child, regardless of her age, is considered a MILF. This is a bastardization of the original meaning of the word as popularized by the movie American Pie. The phrase "childless MILF" has even

been popping up recently, which is obviously ludacrous.

"Dude, your mom is such a fucking MILF, I can't concentrate on this homework."

by OddDoctorMD August 9, 2019

milf investment

this is a significant other that ages like fine wine and will eventually turn into a milf once they hit milf age meaning that by being in a relationship with them now, you are investing in a future milf
*in regards to the usage of milf in this context, gender does not matter, it's a matter of the milf vibes*

bro my girlfriend is such a milf investment
my partner is so hot, they are a literal milf investment
I need to cuff that dude, he's such a milf investment

by a bitch named lizard May 19, 2021

Midlothian, TX

A city that is 25 miles south of Dallas and is referred to as "DFW's Southern Star" because this is the southernmost city of the Dallas-Fort Worth Metroplex, Formerly "The Cement Capital of Texas" because the city has 3 cement plants, one being Ash Grove, another one being Martin Marietta, and the final one is Holcim, Holcim is what causes the most pollution, which is a bad thing, like, who in their right mind should accept Holcim to burn 3 times the amount of pet coke, anyways, there are some many cool stuff over there, they have a community park, 12 schools with 9.8K students, a Google data center, a team that is called Midlothian Breathe, and of course, their own website, welp, that's all I gotta say for Midlothian, TX, which is a pretty cool city to live in, I recommend going there, if you don't mind the Holcim cement plant pollution happening so often.

Midlothian, TX is a good city because yes.

by KristopherJW August 19, 2022

Keebler Milf

a Hot mom who bakes

dude your mom makes cookies for us every time we visit she is such a Keebler Milf

by TLAW July 9, 2010

Pene Milf

A mother who likes to fuck but only with Spanish kids.

Boy 1: Dude did you have sex with Joey's mom??
Boy 2: Naw dude. She's a total Pene Milf.
Boy 1: Oh, I guess that's why she was sucking Miguel's dick last night

by imalejandro December 25, 2010

2% Milf

When describing any older chick isn't hot enough to be considered a full blown MILF, but is pretty decent and after a night of drinking you would more than likely bang.

"Yeah the HR lady in my office caught me looking down her shirt during a meeting, I mean shes not Hot, but shes got a great rack, shes like a 2% Milf.

by dudemanbroguy September 24, 2014

David-The-Lesbian-MILF

that one guy in your friend group thats not quite right hes kinda just there and does nothing

he may like to talk about gae stuff even tho he has a "Girl Friend"

if you have a friend like this they are called a David-The-Lesbian-MILF not to be confused with David who is David-The-Lesbian-MILF's twin brother David is a SIMP killer and a CHAD LORD but David-The-Lesbian-MILF is a bisexual simp

Kid1: Yo whats up David!

David-The-Lesbian-MILF: im David-The-Lesbian-MILF not david
Kid1: oh *walks off*
David-The-Lesbian-MILF: :(
David:WASSUP

everyone: YO DAVID LESS GOOOO

by that readom 14 year old June 21, 2021